What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
My nickname? I inadvertently stole it from Robbie.
As for the Internet, it is a locomotive pulled freak-load on the tracks of absurdity.