What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
Gallant:
Come, little monkey
Show me how to dance and play
And fling my own poo
Goofus:
God, I hate monkeys
Nasty filthy little beasts
SPLAT! Eeew... shit flinger!
