MetaFilter

What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.

Nickname

It's personally relevant, but not generally relevant.

Life

I'm Southern (in the USA sense), and unless you're from these parts, I'll defy all your notions of what that means.

MeFi

When a moderator chastises you for "metadiscussion", it's really doublespeak for "shut up". You didn't think this place was something other than a handful of mods telling you what you can say, did you?