What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
Yes, I realize it's a stupid profile name. Believe me, if I *could* change it, I would. Why don't you go bother
zaphod or
Arthur Dent or
marvin?