Name: Dr. Scrump And His Electric Weasel Bong
Joined: June 1, 2005

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I was a back tagging superstar!
(I tagged around 15 posts.)

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What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.

I'm not a real doctor. But I am a paramedic.

Why I have the best best friend in the world. Or, at least, one reason.

I made a really dumb pun that got me mentioned on XQUZYPHYR's "web log" once. It was the best day of my tiny little life.

MetaFilter: two Elvises out of a possible five.

Oh, shit, I must drink this entire frisbee full of ketamine.

forbidden markup donuts.

boobies and hairpie on MeTa.

Dead redneck whale-bear sex on the internet.

You people may laugh, but in the wrong hands penis power is a terrible, terrible thing. If you'd ever had someone ejaculate into your brain you'd understand.

I used to whine here about how nobody loved me. Now, 19 27 (!) people, AND jofus (number 26, with a bullet), love me. This passive aggression thing, it vibrates?