What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
Since you've scrolled down this far I thought that I would take the time to inform you that I am a cowboy. Due to aesthetic reasons, on a steel horse I ride. And because of a dispute with a financial institution, I am wanted, dead or alive.
I would like to take this opportunity to thank the broccoli farmers of America. Keep up the good work.