What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
Valid Conclusions (arguments not presented):
There exists at least one cat.
You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.
Valid statements are uninteresting.
If Bush is president and Bush is not president, then Metafilter is a golden mountain.
If it is true that if it is true that if I am dead then my mind lives on, then I am dead, then I am dead.
