What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
mrzarquon is interesting. I saw him bite the head off a Discovery Institute fellow and suck the blood that was spewing from his neck.
Later, he pulled out his .45 and said he always carried it so he could shoot "the grays." "You just never know if someone you're talking to is a gray, you know. You have to be ready to put a shot in their brain. You know where their brains are, don'tcha?" He pointed at my crotch with his .45.
"Things have been better since I got off the lithium," he said later. "Now every morning I have a bowl of bran buds with almond milk, do 100 sit ups, and mainline cough syrup I've mixed with meth and Adderall. Never felt better. Those grays can't control me with their contrails anymore."
But that's not what's interesting about him. What's interesting is the smell. "Oh, that's my special powder I use to keep the RFID chips from scanning my brain. Equal parts Gold Bond Powder, alum, and ground cumin. And all I do nowadays is just sprinkle that on myself instead of washing. Moment you wash, that's when those tags start taking over your mind."
OTOH, he doesn't drink his own pee and wears socks with sandals, so he's actually pretty normal for Seattle. -dw@15931
