What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
"There's a liar in phliar", and I'm a pilot. Been on the 'net since around 1986... remember the Great Renaming of usenet groups (when net.jokes became rec.humor)?