What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
Nickname? Plainly, I'm not a *real* kat.
The internet became invaluable to me when I learned I could download Cartman's rendition of "Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch" and play it back anytime I wanted to.