What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
I'm an American doing graduate archaeology research in Australia, with a focus on Western Polynesia. As you do.
If anyone's in Australia's capitol and wants to grab a beer, look me up. I'm known to enjoy a pint from time to time. Hell, I might just buy you one if you ask real nice.