What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
I drink, run, read, cook, nap, and when I'm not down on myself or being lazy, code and write. I have a fat baby that I play with. I enjoy old, handmade things. I would make love to mechanical watches, if I could. I have an iron skillet I purchased off the floor of a barn, and it's the best pan I ever bought. Knives, yes. Woodworking tools, even better. I own boots that are older than me, and yes, they have been worn in a creek. I know many artists who comfortably self-apply the label "hillbilly," and were it not for my wife and son, I would swap lives with any goddamn one of them.
