What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
I lived in an old house during my senior year in college that had maybe one electrical outlet per room. Between myself and the 4 other engineers in the house, we had accumulated a large amount of gadgets that needed to be plugged in. The lack of available outlets caused us to daisy-chain surge strips to unhealthy lengths, thus "too many plugs". I know this was dumb to do, but we tried to mitigate it by reducing the number of concurrent energy users per outlet. The TV speakers in the living room cracked every time the kegerator compressor kicked on in the kitchen.