What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
It started as an idea to follow the Reverend Fred Phelps around, and join his protests, but with signs about how much God hates math. I've also considered God Hates Fangs, and God Hates Flags.
My first internet experience was with a handful of BBSes run by friends, then moving up to my first experience with Compuserve, where I found a web page run by a guy who took a picture of his nipple every morning and displayed it on his web site.
I'm still not sure exactly why that drew me to the intarwebs, but I'm still here. A lot. Mostly at work.