What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
Conch Soup: Loved to eat it back when I was in the Caribbean, with so many quiet nights I cracked and decided to be a lurker no more. For a name, I picked my dinner that evening.