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What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.

Ever get that horrible feeling you are being watched? Like your dead Sicilian grandmother looking down from hell as you masturbate? Well, rest assured I have nothing to do with your crazy guilt complex and that this has nothing to do with describing myself. Geez, relax.