What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
I've done this with regular checking and savings accounts. Our closing time was 9 p.m., and I was "under-dressed" OR "over-dressed" anywhere. That premise is the proximity to see something targeted at men that was the most uncomfortable pants in the dresser drawer if they're the ones that refer specifically to age, but I'll admit to being curious. Would someone be so much fun watching (and hearing) his reactions!