What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
"Ormond Sacker", as any good Holmesian knows, is discarded-first-draft-manuscript-ese for "Dr. John Watson". And, er... Watson is awesome. Go Watson; choose Watson.