What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
Me: Online marketing and communications. Websites, blogs, ecommerce, ad campaigns, community management, that sort of thing.
Just for reasons of context for some of my posts, I am a long-expatriated American. I lived in the UK for ten years and moved to Ireland about three years ago. Yes, we have a guest room. Yes, you can stay with us. No, I will not quit smoking for the duration of your visit.
And just for reasons of this-continually-irks me: Ireland IS NOT PART OF THE UK. No, really. It isn't. If you spent your honeymoon "all over the UK - London, Cardiff, Edinburgh, Brighton, Dublin..." you are a moron who CANNOT READ A MAP.