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What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.

Of course it's a Douglas Adams reference!

Oh, and Karl Pilkington has got a head like a fucking orange.

I've never been to paradise and yet I've never been to me either, which kind of gives me the shits.

It's Vogon poetry, damnit!

I think everyone in Australia but me goes to sleep before 11.17pm.

My favourite comment (by me).

Singing liberation songs out on the front verandah.

Back Before The War, When I Was Young and Dewy is the name of my fantasy string quartet's debut album.

Not the Katy Perry one.