What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
Lurking Metafilter since about 2002. My wife and kids call me Daddy-O, you can too.
Things in MetaFilter that need to go away:
1. "Eponysterical!" is eponystupid.
2. "This will Wendell." Trite comments like this should be avoided like the plague. Ha! Get it?
3. Knee jerk accusations of racism.