What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
My lifelong nickname, "cookie," was already taken.
So I am left using "whatnot," which has that kind of enigmatic-yet-pedestrian quality that I strive so desperately to project.
I love the web. I could spend all day reading it. I often do.