What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
Attention, Readers! This message confides
That Richochet Biscuit herein resides.
When RB is wrathful, his enemies quail,
But his friends drink his health with beakers of ale.
His visage is handsome; his address is fine;
His touch causes damsels to sigh and repine.
They beg his caress; at parting they weep,
And murmur his name full oft as they sleep.