What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
"arf" used to be my nick on irc a couple of years ago but i'm trying to get rid of it and call myself "kris" which is a dyslexic version of my name abreviated, but i can't change my username here and i don't want to sign in again because i's user 890 which counts almost as an early adopter or something.