What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.
"Crabwalk" is a great song by American Music Club. (Original honky-tonk version on "Everclear," spare acoustic version on the "Rise" EP.) It's also the name and URL of my weblog.