MetaFilter posts by quonsar

lolcatting all the way to the bank

quonsar — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:11:34 -0800

mmmm. salmonberries!

quonsar — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:38:59 -0800

Goat Mountain appeared on my radar screen last September.

Your Underground Real Estate Agent©

quonsar — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:01:46 -0800

You have to make sure that St. Joseph is facing your house, if you face it out, the neighbor's house across the street will sell instead. "We buried our little gem under the for sale sign just like we were supposed to do. On October 4th, yes the 4th, just 24 hours after we buried him, we had a showing and after several counter-offers back and fourth, we finally signed a contract on October 19th!!!!! 7 months after the house was sitting and not getting any bites at all and after 1 day, its sold!!! I have complete and utter faith." America's desperate homesellers and realtors are turning to St. Joseph, Your Underground Real Estate Agent.

HURF DURF VISTA EATER

quonsar — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 13:19:11 -0800

LOL MICROSOFT!!!1!

He's a Pepper!

quonsar — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:18:04 -0800

Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?

congressman dennis kucinich has submitted a resolution to impeach VP Dick Cheney on charges of "high crimes and misdemeanors."

quonsar — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:28:33 -0800

impeachy keen! learn why cleveland is the capital of polka, bowling and kielbasa.

WTE MATHOWIE???

quonsar — Sun, 17 Dec 2006 15:58:52 -0800

go elf yourself.

How many prepaid cellphones does it take to blow up the Mackinac Bridge?

quonsar — Sun, 13 Aug 2006 15:26:56 -0800

TERRA! Men With 1,000 Prepaid Cellphones Planned To Attack Mackinac Bridge. Or sell them in Texas. Or, you know, something.

All such matters will be taken seriously.

quonsar — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 18:13:44 -0800

Making any jokes or statements during the screening process may be grounds for both criminal and civil penalties.

Praise the Lord and Pass the Petition, Onward Christian Organizers

quonsar — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 19:32:52 -0800

The Other Christian Activists "Any Christian who believes that homosexuality is a more important issue than justice for the poor just hasn't read his Bible straight." - David Hilfiker
"If you are waiting for a religious left to emerge to offset the power of the religious right, it may already be in your own neighborhood at a local church or synagogue." - Ira Chernus