I’m a turtle. I didn’t know a Danish was a pastry. I only eat pizza. I searched this ship for a Danish man.
August 22, 2011 12:18 AM Subscribe
Fixing Films is a new blog that fixes classic films by a heavy application of mash-ups and MSPaint.
That Casablanca thing is basically unreadable. Does the blog get any better or should I just say "fuck it" and move on?
posted by dersins at 1:03 AM on August 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by dersins at 1:03 AM on August 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
The rest is unreadable too.
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 1:12 AM on August 22, 2011
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 1:12 AM on August 22, 2011
And in true ‘me’ fashion, I wrote myself into....
Yeah, no shit.
So, here's the thing: Casablanca is a classic for a reason. You're a, what? You're hung up on the fact that you went to school? And you like making things about you? Huh.
posted by pompomtom at 1:46 AM on August 22, 2011
Yeah, no shit.
So, here's the thing: Casablanca is a classic for a reason. You're a, what? You're hung up on the fact that you went to school? And you like making things about you? Huh.
posted by pompomtom at 1:46 AM on August 22, 2011
3. Someone from Texas claims to follow Australian comedy.
posted by pompomtom at 2:30 AM on August 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by pompomtom at 2:30 AM on August 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
Well, that sucked. But with heavy application of MSPaint's largest paintbrush and the color black, we can erase it from the internet!
*scrub scrub scrub*
posted by barnacles at 2:49 AM on August 22, 2011
*scrub scrub scrub*
posted by barnacles at 2:49 AM on August 22, 2011
If he wanted dancing in Casablanca, he should have mashed it up with Showgirls, which had less of a plot to deal with. Plus nakedness.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 3:33 AM on August 22, 2011
posted by Kirth Gerson at 3:33 AM on August 22, 2011
Looks like the blogger saw how popular Allie Brosh is, and decided it was easy.
Hint: It's not easy.
posted by xingcat at 4:22 AM on August 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
Hint: It's not easy.
posted by xingcat at 4:22 AM on August 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
I was expecting something more classier, kinda like ceiling cat
posted by infini at 4:30 AM on August 22, 2011
posted by infini at 4:30 AM on August 22, 2011
Enough with the hating! Michael Bay needs his downtime just like anyone else.
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 4:36 AM on August 22, 2011
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 4:36 AM on August 22, 2011
Doug Anthony All Stars Muthafuckaz!
posted by Admiral Haddock at 5:22 AM on August 22, 2011
posted by Admiral Haddock at 5:22 AM on August 22, 2011
Historic moments in Australian comedy:
4. Crocodile Dundee 3.
posted by Fizz at 6:02 AM on August 22, 2011
4. Crocodile Dundee 3.
posted by Fizz at 6:02 AM on August 22, 2011
This is pretty much incomprehensible.
posted by tocts at 6:47 AM on August 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by tocts at 6:47 AM on August 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
I think this blog is funny. She asks: "How can a post-Happy Days movie about sharks not have one single Fonz reference?"
A damn good question if you ask me.
posted by madred at 6:49 AM on August 22, 2011
A damn good question if you ask me.
posted by madred at 6:49 AM on August 22, 2011
bollocks.
posted by fordiebianco at 10:09 AM on August 22, 2011
posted by fordiebianco at 10:09 AM on August 22, 2011
I agree that it appears to be trying to copy the style of Hyperbole and a Half, but doing a terrible job at it. The thing is, Allie is both a great storyteller and a great artist. For instance, the way she captures the emotions, thoughts, and actions of her dogs using nothing but MS Paint and words is genius.
Also, dude cannot draw a Ninja Turtle for nothing. I draw like shit 99% of the time, but I have not lost the skill to draw TMNT that I honed in sixth grade.
posted by mysterpigg at 10:17 AM on August 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
Also, dude cannot draw a Ninja Turtle for nothing. I draw like shit 99% of the time, but I have not lost the skill to draw TMNT that I honed in sixth grade.
posted by mysterpigg at 10:17 AM on August 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
Sorry guys, didn't realize it was Australian until halfway through. The utter irreverence and Guy Sebastian references should have tipped me off, though.
posted by Lovecraft In Brooklyn at 4:54 PM on August 22, 2011
posted by Lovecraft In Brooklyn at 4:54 PM on August 22, 2011
Yeah, this seems like a poor attempt at Allie Brosh style MS Paintcraft.
posted by sweetkid at 5:36 PM on August 22, 2011
posted by sweetkid at 5:36 PM on August 22, 2011
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Especially Titanic.
posted by louche mustachio at 12:31 AM on August 22, 2011