Used (unwashed) lingerie auction,
September 23, 2001 9:50 AM   Subscribe

Used (unwashed) lingerie auction, proceeds to the Red Cross! Come on, now; let's get some bidding going here! (I want the Martian Dildo or the stars-and-stripes thong bikini! [No, I ain't gonna model it for you.])
posted by Steven Den Beste (11 comments total)
 
The auction has been going on for a full week and I can't find any items which have actually collected any bids.
posted by Steven Den Beste at 9:51 AM on September 23, 2001


No, I ain't gonna model it for you.

And people say there's no humanity left in the world....
posted by rushmc at 9:54 AM on September 23, 2001


It did strike me that Vixen has had a remarkable number of subclavian cathers. These are big IVs that let you run in remarkable amounts of fluid but people only get them when their blood pressure is too low to get a vein in the arm or because (most commonly) they've destroyed their veins through IV drug use. Not the scars under both clavicles (high on her chest) in this link. It's clear why folks, even fetishists, aren't lining up for these goodies.
posted by shagoth at 10:25 AM on September 23, 2001


in light of the national flood of generosity and charity over the past 12 days, it seems that we have found a dam.
posted by grabbingsand at 10:29 AM on September 23, 2001


My eyes! My Eyes! Ahhhhhhh!
posted by me myself and i at 10:39 AM on September 23, 2001


It did strike me that Vixen has had a remarkable number of subclavian cathers.

Interesting observation, shagoth.
posted by rushmc at 12:34 PM on September 23, 2001


My personal fave: the sneezing fetish video.
posted by jpoulos at 12:53 PM on September 23, 2001


Damn, I would mistype catheter...
posted by shagoth at 1:21 PM on September 23, 2001


umm, Steven, how did you "happen" to come across this site?
posted by cheesebot at 5:47 PM on September 23, 2001


It was a link from NTK. (Don't ask me where they go it.)
posted by Steven Den Beste at 6:10 PM on September 23, 2001


Sneezing fetish. Sneezing fetish?
posted by Jack Torrance at 7:38 PM on September 23, 2001


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