Bogan Ipsum
September 14, 2011 11:46 PM Subscribe
Thank you.
no longer will I have to deal with some bogan client asking "is this Latin or something?"
posted by the noob at 12:06 AM on September 15, 2011 [2 favorites]
no longer will I have to deal with some bogan client asking "is this Latin or something?"
posted by the noob at 12:06 AM on September 15, 2011 [2 favorites]
Things Bogans Like.
See also: The Definition of a Bogan
posted by vidur at 12:10 AM on September 15, 2011
See also: The Definition of a Bogan
posted by vidur at 12:10 AM on September 15, 2011
Nice, but I prefer "Artisanal filler text for your site or project".
Yes, it's Hipster Ipsum!
posted by bpm140 at 12:12 AM on September 15, 2011 [4 favorites]
Yes, it's Hipster Ipsum!
posted by bpm140 at 12:12 AM on September 15, 2011 [4 favorites]
Amusing, I guess, but rubbish as a lorem ipsum replacement - all the sentences are the same length and structure. You might as well paste this sentence in 300 times.
(waits to see the inevitable...)
posted by sodium lights the horizon at 12:16 AM on September 15, 2011
(waits to see the inevitable...)
posted by sodium lights the horizon at 12:16 AM on September 15, 2011
can't you just get a markov thing to take actual samples of "bogan text" and mash them
although deciding what is "bogan" text might be hard, lets just say what we know theyd say and uhhhh
posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 12:20 AM on September 15, 2011
although deciding what is "bogan" text might be hard, lets just say what we know theyd say and uhhhh
posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 12:20 AM on September 15, 2011
Here's the translation:
Grab us a ugg also mad as a counter meal. With a pickle mind we kick the nipple beer. Lets get some ocker no dramas gutful of brisvegas. Steady as a goat cause we're flying over trout. Gutful of slaps mate we're going mongrel. Ghetto down the highway at the speed of light. Lets throw a fruit loop mate as stands out like brizzie. All I wanna feel now is the wind in my eyes. Dinky-di bloody as cross as a pav. Sack of monkeys in my pocket, As cross as a butcher heaps gutful of swag. My sister's ready to go Grab us a squizz where as busy as a bonza. Hear the engines roar now. We're going aussie salute mate she'll be right ocker. Idiot control now. He's got a massive bushie to as stands out like hoon. Hideous control now. He's got a massive prezzy how trent from punchy thingo. Ninny on the road now. Trent from punchy brickie heaps it'll be trackies. Minnie in control. Grab us a mate's rate bloody as busy as a tucker. Wheels on fire, burning rubber tires.posted by crapmatic at 12:39 AM on September 15, 2011 [6 favorites]
Not to mention more Farnsey.
posted by Jilder at 1:01 AM on September 15, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by Jilder at 1:01 AM on September 15, 2011 [2 favorites]
Needs more Barnesy.
Vision daylight promise me you'll call, boys cry out for war. I'd die to be with you tonight, without your love. Thickskinned paradise, no second prize, driving wheels, I wanna get started with you. Walk on lessons in love. Waiting for the heartache, too much aint enough love. Lay down your guns little darling. Lets make it all night love is enough sister mercy hold on. Fade to black when your love is gone I gotcha show me when something is wrong with my baby. Show me many rivers to cross aint no mountain high enough. Stone cold talking to you, knock me down love thing. Right by your side I'd rather be blind stand up burn baby burn. You can't make love without a soul, love me tender flame trees. Still got a long way to go with diesel. Sit on my me gonna take some time say it ain't so bird on a wire. Red light everything is changing. Without your love I'm surprised four walls come undone. Red hot hallelujah that's right keep a knockin. Sea cruise before the devil knows your dead love can break the hardest heart. Largs Pier Hotel.
posted by Ahab at 1:18 AM on September 15, 2011 [4 favorites]
Vision daylight promise me you'll call, boys cry out for war. I'd die to be with you tonight, without your love. Thickskinned paradise, no second prize, driving wheels, I wanna get started with you. Walk on lessons in love. Waiting for the heartache, too much aint enough love. Lay down your guns little darling. Lets make it all night love is enough sister mercy hold on. Fade to black when your love is gone I gotcha show me when something is wrong with my baby. Show me many rivers to cross aint no mountain high enough. Stone cold talking to you, knock me down love thing. Right by your side I'd rather be blind stand up burn baby burn. You can't make love without a soul, love me tender flame trees. Still got a long way to go with diesel. Sit on my me gonna take some time say it ain't so bird on a wire. Red light everything is changing. Without your love I'm surprised four walls come undone. Red hot hallelujah that's right keep a knockin. Sea cruise before the devil knows your dead love can break the hardest heart. Largs Pier Hotel.
posted by Ahab at 1:18 AM on September 15, 2011 [4 favorites]
Best read in your head by Poida or Trent from Punchy.
posted by obiwanwasabi at 1:35 AM on September 15, 2011
posted by obiwanwasabi at 1:35 AM on September 15, 2011
Ahab, that is one of the most disturbing things I've read for a long time. And I say this as someone who considers his original vinyl copy of east one of his prized possessions.
posted by deadwax at 4:39 AM on September 15, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by deadwax at 4:39 AM on September 15, 2011 [2 favorites]
I like the hipster one from a few weeks back better.
This has too many swearish type words to actually use.
posted by Windopaene at 8:22 AM on September 15, 2011
This has too many swearish type words to actually use.
posted by Windopaene at 8:22 AM on September 15, 2011
This has too many swearish type words to actually use.
Unless you're in Australia
posted by Lovecraft In Brooklyn at 11:21 PM on September 20, 2011
Unless you're in Australia
posted by Lovecraft In Brooklyn at 11:21 PM on September 20, 2011
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