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September 16, 2011 7:08 AM   Subscribe

Read your Constitution! Cops (followed by a camera crew) pull over a drunk Ron Paul supporter and ask him questions about how drunk he is, but this man serves up some questions of his own. SLYT, via mlkshk.
posted by ignignokt (17 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: I laughed and laughed and laughed when I watched this the other day, but I'm not sure it's really a great idea for a Metafilter post. -- cortex



 
This post reads a hell of a lot differently if you miss the word "supporter" like I did.
posted by koeselitz at 7:12 AM on September 16, 2011 [4 favorites]


He looks like the lovechild of Daniel Stern and Ed Helms.
posted by phunniemee at 7:14 AM on September 16, 2011 [1 favorite]


A drunk idiot sounding like a drunk idiot has nothing to do with political affiliation.

Can't we go back to hating someone we can all agree about, like Dubya?
posted by pla at 7:14 AM on September 16, 2011


I think Ron Paul 2012 found its VP candidate.
posted by mullacc at 7:15 AM on September 16, 2011 [3 favorites]


Come on.
posted by Horselover Phattie at 7:15 AM on September 16, 2011


A drunk idiot sounding like a drunk idiot has nothing to do with political affiliation.

I'm pretty sure he was expressing a political viewpoint, however badly.
posted by Bunny Ultramod at 7:16 AM on September 16, 2011


pla: “A drunk idiot sounding like a drunk idiot has nothing to do with political affiliation. Can't we go back to hating someone we can all agree about, like Dubya?”

Well, except for the end, where he starts shouting "RON PAUL! RON PAUL!" at the top of his lungs.

I don't think this has anything to do with Ron Paul, either, but it's still hilarious.
posted by koeselitz at 7:16 AM on September 16, 2011 [1 favorite]


A drunk idiot sounding like a drunk idiot has nothing to do with political affiliation.

Yeah, but the way someone sounds like a drunk idiot can be different....
posted by Philosopher Dirtbike at 7:17 AM on September 16, 2011 [1 favorite]


"You don't even know. Ha!"
(This indignity brought to you by Lange.)
posted by grabbingsand at 7:17 AM on September 16, 2011


inb4 googling people
posted by DU at 7:17 AM on September 16, 2011


Can't we go back to hating someone we can all agree about, like Dubya?

I'm willing to bet that the numbers on this are pretty similar.
posted by klanawa at 7:18 AM on September 16, 2011 [2 favorites]


He blew a .301 and the legal limit there is 0.08.

That's unconstitutional.
posted by three blind mice at 7:18 AM on September 16, 2011 [1 favorite]


A drunk idiot sounding like a drunk idiot has nothing to do with political affiliation.

Speak for yourself, sugartits.
posted by 2N2222 at 7:19 AM on September 16, 2011 [1 favorite]


Full of those gotcha- like questions, isn't he.
posted by R. Mutt at 7:20 AM on September 16, 2011 [1 favorite]


Constitution. Constitution, constitution constitution constitution constitution. Constitution constitution constitution, constitution constitution constitution constitution!
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 7:21 AM on September 16, 2011


He drove when he should have taken a constitutional.
posted by pracowity at 7:24 AM on September 16, 2011 [4 favorites]


A noun a verb and constitution.
posted by DU at 7:28 AM on September 16, 2011


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