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Fan Animation about Applejack The My Little Pony eating many, many apples (NSFW sound, Not Safe For Bronies in general)
posted by The Whelk (45 comments total) 15 users marked this as a favorite


 
Could've fooled me that that was Shmorky.
posted by Countess Elena at 6:40 PM on October 14, 2011 [3 favorites]


MetaFilter: What the clopping fuck?
posted by loquacious at 6:40 PM on October 14, 2011 [2 favorites]


Don't you hate when a fuck leaves you with a dose of the clop?
posted by hippybear at 6:43 PM on October 14, 2011 [1 favorite]


After watching that I appear to be able to micturate genuine Adderall tablets.
posted by loquacious at 6:44 PM on October 14, 2011 [1 favorite]


Don't you hate when a fuck leaves you with a dose of the clop?

Neigh?
posted by loquacious at 6:46 PM on October 14, 2011 [1 favorite]


It has shocking tributes to John K. in there. Is MLP full of that kind of thing?
posted by hippybear at 6:46 PM on October 14, 2011 [4 favorites]


That was surprisingly good.
posted by emjaybee at 6:53 PM on October 14, 2011


I don't know what that was.

I know what this is.
posted by SPrintF at 6:55 PM on October 14, 2011


Great, now can somebody get Paul Stookey to do The Wedding Song before I get around to getting married?
posted by gracedissolved at 7:18 PM on October 14, 2011


what the shit did i just watch, metafilter
posted by elizardbits at 7:26 PM on October 14, 2011 [4 favorites]


FOR SERIOUS
posted by elizardbits at 7:27 PM on October 14, 2011 [2 favorites]


A part of me, a bad, bad part of me, really wants to show that to my MLP-loving daughter.
posted by lekvar at 7:49 PM on October 14, 2011 [2 favorites]


I love everything about this.
(I also thought it was Shmorky at first.)
posted by overeducated_alligator at 7:59 PM on October 14, 2011


@elizardbits

failed spumco-via-internet cartoonist pastiche. like a pastiche of a pastiche
posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 7:59 PM on October 14, 2011


That feels very, very much like something John Kricfalusi would do. The facial expressions ... is it possible?
posted by zippy at 8:02 PM on October 14, 2011


rhetorical drunken question dude
posted by elizardbits at 8:03 PM on October 14, 2011


MOAR APPLES
posted by loquacious at 8:05 PM on October 14, 2011


This is what Requiem for A Dream should have been.
posted by overeducated_alligator at 8:06 PM on October 14, 2011 [5 favorites]


That feels very, very much like something John Kricfalusi would do. The facial expressions ... is it possible?

No, if it were JohnK, every single frame would be a deconstructed polychromatic vibrating explosion. That's what he's into now.
posted by overeducated_alligator at 8:09 PM on October 14, 2011 [3 favorites]


Some 2001 flashback all up in here.

"oh my god.. it's full of apples"
posted by mrbill at 8:42 PM on October 14, 2011


Meanwhile, my 2-y.o., with full control of the Roku remote, choses to watch episodes of Shaun the Sheep and Ruby Gloom, over and over and over again.

How you like THEM apples!
posted by Slap*Happy at 8:46 PM on October 14, 2011


Heh. It's what the world must look like to Mike Lazaridis.
posted by 4ster at 8:56 PM on October 14, 2011 [1 favorite]


Man, tomorrow I'm going out to buy a shitload of apples.
posted by horsemuth at 9:09 PM on October 14, 2011


That feels very, very much like something John Kricfalusi would do. The facial expressions ... is it possible?

This is birthed by a generation raised on John K. Cher was right, Ren and Stimpy were way existential.
posted by Betty_effn_White at 9:10 PM on October 14, 2011 [1 favorite]


That feels very, very much like something John Kricfalusi would do. The facial expressions ... is it possible?

Heavens no. It's visually comprehensible, and that's something Kricfalusi is incapable of.
posted by kafziel at 9:36 PM on October 14, 2011 [2 favorites]


This proves my original thesis, which no one picked up, that APPLE JACK IS THE BEST MLP! I just hope he gets help for his apple problem.
posted by PinkMoose at 10:20 PM on October 14, 2011


Meh, I tend to like these better when they try and get the voice acting right.
posted by furiousxgeorge at 10:21 PM on October 14, 2011 [1 favorite]


I...I'm sorry. I'm just not qualified to comment on this. I watched it, and I have nothing.

I'd never thought I'd see the day when NOT watching My Little Pony made me a social outcast.
posted by HostBryan at 10:48 PM on October 14, 2011 [1 favorite]


Also, what the fuck is wrong with you MLP people?
posted by Horselover Phattie at 6:34 PM on October 14 [3 favorites +] [!]


that's one of them er... *ahem* eponysterical things innit?
posted by juv3nal at 11:33 PM on October 14, 2011 [4 favorites]


that's funny, usually it's pinkie pye who does the gluttony
posted by LogicalDash at 4:09 AM on October 15, 2011


Oh Applejack, you're such a silly pony.
posted by ArmyOfKittens at 5:38 AM on October 15, 2011


SO MANY QUESTIONS
Such as, what is a 'Bronie?"
Oh, bro-pornies
No more questions
posted by angrycat at 7:33 AM on October 15, 2011


that wasnt actually very many questions
posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 8:56 AM on October 15, 2011


ran outta steam
posted by angrycat at 10:04 AM on October 15, 2011


hippybear: "It has shocking tributes to John K. in there. Is MLP full of that kind of thing?"

Today's episode featured more off-model almost-grotesquery than ever before. While nothing close to Ren and Stimpy, it maybe shows the animators are a little less on-leash than in season one.

It's on the youtubes and is called "Lesson Zero", if you're curious.
posted by ArmyOfKittens at 2:14 PM on October 15, 2011


Plus it had [SPOILER] this, which while perfectly on-model is also great.
posted by ArmyOfKittens at 2:19 PM on October 15, 2011 [1 favorite]


I, uh, made this. I'm not sure why.
posted by ArmyOfKittens at 3:41 PM on October 15, 2011 [1 favorite]


Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that sometimes your friends are part of peripheral demographics, and that their tastes and talents can be really... diverse. When your friends get inspired to make a story or a picture or a song or a video, you can never predict the form that inspiration is going to take.

I also learned that when somepony's first exposure to your show is through a fan video that's twelve kinds of fucked up, it might make them leery of being friends with you. But that's okay. They'll join the herd eventually. And in the meantime, I'll love and tolerate the shit out of them.

Finally, I learned that YouTube, much like DeviantArt and Ponibooru, is filled with completely normal people.

Your faithful student,
Sourcequench
posted by sourcequench at 9:02 AM on October 16, 2011 [4 favorites]


Did you know you can curse in internet videos! And use copyrighted characters to say things out of context as parody! That may or may not equal being funny.

Really, I'm not an MLP fan, but cute things saying "cunt" and acting drugged isn't really that funny. Remove the swears, and it's pony eating apples and people telling him he'll get a tummy ache.

I guess I'm old now, sorry.
posted by CharlesV42 at 4:37 PM on October 16, 2011


>him
posted by cthuljew at 6:22 PM on October 16, 2011


Charles---

Watching applejack eating apples is one of my great pleasures, please don't denigrate that
posted by PinkMoose at 6:28 PM on October 16, 2011


CharlesV42: "I guess I'm old now, sorry."

Time to apply for an official lawn, and buy a megaphone.
posted by ArmyOfKittens at 1:34 AM on October 17, 2011


#OccupyCharlesV42'sLawn
posted by mccarty.tim at 8:24 PM on October 17, 2011 [3 favorites]


I run a successful apple-farming business in a small rural town. I sell my produce at a slim profit to ordinary Equestrians. But when I took my business to the big city, they turned their noses up at me and refused to even try my "common" apple pies.

I am the 99%.

PS. The Wonderbolts liked my pies. Support our athletes!
posted by ArmyOfKittens at 6:02 AM on October 18, 2011 [7 favorites]




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