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OCTOBER 22 IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!! EVERY YEAR WE GET TOGETHER AND MAKE SALMON FOR TOAST, EVERY YEAR WE GET A CROCKETY BLOAT, EVERY YEAR WE GET DRUNK ON THE DOCKS, AND EVERY YEAR WE HAVE SEX WITH OUR CAPS LOCKS!!!!
no.
posted by LoudMusic at 12:16 AM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by LoudMusic at 12:16 AM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
Whoa.
posted by nrobertson at 12:17 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by nrobertson at 12:17 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
HEY GUYS I'M HERE FOR THE CAPS LOCKS PARTY IS THIS WHERE THE PARTY I HOPE I AM NOT TOO EARLY IS I'LL JUST BE HANGING OUT OVER HERE LISTENING TO SOME MUSIC.
WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO
WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND...
posted by gc at 12:17 AM on October 22, 2011 [9 favorites]
WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO
WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND...
posted by gc at 12:17 AM on October 22, 2011 [9 favorites]
ON THE CONTRARY YES
posted by Simon! at 12:17 AM on October 22, 2011 [8 favorites]
posted by Simon! at 12:17 AM on October 22, 2011 [8 favorites]
HEY I_COLA, NEWB, GET YOUR KEYBOARD FIXED YO YEAH ITS BROKE.
posted by eyeballkid at 12:18 AM on October 22, 2011 [5 favorites]
posted by eyeballkid at 12:18 AM on October 22, 2011 [5 favorites]
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL YEAR!
posted by ztdavis at 12:18 AM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by ztdavis at 12:18 AM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
CROCKETY BLOAT, MATES!
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 12:21 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 12:21 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
NOTE: DO NOT HIT CAPS LOCK UNTIL AFTER ENTERING PASSWORD
posted by infini at 12:22 AM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by infini at 12:22 AM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
CAPSSSSSSS
posted by Xere at 12:23 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by Xere at 12:23 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
SO THIS IS WHY OUR NEIGHBORS HAVE BEEN PLAYING LOUD MUSIC FOR HOURS
I GET IT NOW
THANK YOU NEIGHBORS FOR KEEPING ME UP
YOU'RE TOO KIND
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 12:24 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
I GET IT NOW
THANK YOU NEIGHBORS FOR KEEPING ME UP
YOU'RE TOO KIND
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 12:24 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
are bell hooks, k.d. lang and e. e. cummings invited as well?
posted by Strange Interlude at 12:24 AM on October 22, 2011 [8 favorites]
posted by Strange Interlude at 12:24 AM on October 22, 2011 [8 favorites]
keep it down!
posted by mosk at 12:24 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by mosk at 12:24 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
HURRAH HURRAH HURRAH
SMALLER CAPSLOCK FOR MOURNING THE <IMG> TAG
posted by tzikeh at 12:28 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
SMALLER CAPSLOCK FOR MOURNING THE <IMG> TAG
posted by tzikeh at 12:28 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
no
posted by arse_hat at 12:29 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by arse_hat at 12:29 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
WHY IS MY RESUME ALL IN CAPITALS I DUNNO MAYBE YOU WANNA CHECK A FRICKIN' CALENDAR
posted by jimmythefish at 12:29 AM on October 22, 2011 [13 favorites]
posted by jimmythefish at 12:29 AM on October 22, 2011 [13 favorites]
CROCKETY TOAST, GROMIT
HOOPO I DETECT THAT YOU WERE USING SHIFT NOT CAPS LOCK THERE. GET IN THE SPIRIT
posted by hattifattener at 12:30 AM on October 22, 2011 [6 favorites]
HOOPO I DETECT THAT YOU WERE USING SHIFT NOT CAPS LOCK THERE. GET IN THE SPIRIT
posted by hattifattener at 12:30 AM on October 22, 2011 [6 favorites]
AM I COOL?! ! YA I"M COOL!!!! !
FUCK YA! WOOOOO!! !!
posted by mazola at 12:30 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
FUCK YA! WOOOOO!! !!
posted by mazola at 12:30 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
WHAT.
posted by arcticseal at 12:31 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by arcticseal at 12:31 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
tarheelcoxn WAS GOING FOR A THREEPEAT. tarheelcoxn WAS ROBBED.
AND CAPSLOCK POSERS WILL BE OUTED BY THE APPEARANCE OF QUOTATION MARKS WHERE APOSTROPHES SHOULD BE. IT'S FRACKING CAPSLOCK DAY, NOT HOLD DOWN SHIFT WHILE YOU MAKE A COMMENT DAY.
posted by filthy light thief at 12:34 AM on October 22, 2011 [10 favorites]
AND CAPSLOCK POSERS WILL BE OUTED BY THE APPEARANCE OF QUOTATION MARKS WHERE APOSTROPHES SHOULD BE. IT'S FRACKING CAPSLOCK DAY, NOT HOLD DOWN SHIFT WHILE YOU MAKE A COMMENT DAY.
posted by filthy light thief at 12:34 AM on October 22, 2011 [10 favorites]
GWYNETH PALTROW IS ON PEOPLE.COM TALKING ABOUT HOW SLEEP IS HER BIGGEST BEAUTY SECRET
AND I AM GOING TO CUT SOMEONE
BRB
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 12:35 AM on October 22, 2011 [7 favorites]
AND I AM GOING TO CUT SOMEONE
BRB
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 12:35 AM on October 22, 2011 [7 favorites]
DOES ANYBODY KNOW A GOOD SLEEP DOCTOR ??????
posted by mannequito at 12:36 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by mannequito at 12:36 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
Not as important as World Fisting Day IMO.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 12:44 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by PeterMcDermott at 12:44 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
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posted by lampshade at 12:45 AM on October 22, 2011 [8 favorites]
posted by lampshade at 12:45 AM on October 22, 2011 [8 favorites]
hEY AS A CAPS-GRAMMAR PURIST, i NOTICE THAT YA'LL HAVE FUCKED UP YOUR PUNCTUATION. sHOULDN'T SENTENCES START LOWER-CASE?
posted by kaibutsu at 12:50 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by kaibutsu at 12:50 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
CAREFUL EVER ONE. I THINK KAIBUTSU IS A SHIFTER.
posted by eyeballkid at 12:53 AM on October 22, 2011 [7 favorites]
posted by eyeballkid at 12:53 AM on October 22, 2011 [7 favorites]
Is it okay if I'm already drunk when I get to the docks?
wake me up when it's tab-lock day
posted by The Potate at 12:53 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
wake me up when it's tab-lock day
posted by The Potate at 12:53 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
ITS TABLOCK DAY
posted by mannequito at 12:55 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by mannequito at 12:55 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
WHERE'S MY DAY, DICKBAGS?
posted by Sys Rq at 12:57 AM on October 22, 2011 [15 favorites]
posted by Sys Rq at 12:57 AM on October 22, 2011 [15 favorites]
I'M AWAKE
posted by The Potate at 12:57 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by The Potate at 12:57 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
IM WATCHING BILL HICKS FOR THE FIRST TIME. HE'S FUNNY BUT HE HAD A MULLET. I AM CONFUSED. ALSO IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
posted by eyeballkid at 1:01 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by eyeballkid at 1:01 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
THATS WHY WE'RE ALL YELLING
posted by mannequito at 1:05 AM on October 22, 2011 [15 favorites]
posted by mannequito at 1:05 AM on October 22, 2011 [15 favorites]
I FUCKING FORGOT THIS WAS COMING. AND THIS YEAR IT'S ON A SATURDAY. IMMA BE DRUNK AND PASTING SHAKESPEARE IN THIS THREAD ALLLLLLLLL THHHHHEEEEEE TIMIMMMMMMEEEEE.
posted by sparkletone at 1:07 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by sparkletone at 1:07 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
OMG YOU PUT THE NOTICE UP AND IT WAS TOO EARLY HERE SO I HAD TO KEEP FISTING FOR A WHOLE 21 MINUTES MORE.
posted by Foam Pants at 1:16 AM on October 22, 2011 [6 favorites]
posted by Foam Pants at 1:16 AM on October 22, 2011 [6 favorites]
I'M USING THE SHIFT KEY WAKE UP SHEEPLE
posted by longsleeves at 1:21 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by longsleeves at 1:21 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
posted by loquacious at 1:22 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by loquacious at 1:22 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
I HAVE A ROCKETY STOAT
posted by loquacious at 1:23 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by loquacious at 1:23 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
CAPS LOCK IS COOL CONTROL FOR CREWS.
posted by askmeaboutLOOM at 1:30 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by askmeaboutLOOM at 1:30 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
HOLY CRAP I HAVE A FLOCKITY COAT. IT'S SO WARM, BITCHES.
posted by Foam Pants at 1:31 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by Foam Pants at 1:31 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
Love the related posts list.
posted by ceribus peribus at 1:31 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by ceribus peribus at 1:31 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
SO...WHY 11/22?
Funny thing about the related posts: most of them are by different people.
posted by rhizome at 1:38 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
Funny thing about the related posts: most of them are by different people.
posted by rhizome at 1:38 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
PRELUDE FROM CELLO SUITE 1 BY JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACH PERFORMED ON THE HAMMERED DULCIMER.
posted by Anything at 1:42 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by Anything at 1:42 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS THE RIGHT DAY?
*WONDERS*
goes lower just in case.
posted by Cranberry at 1:42 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
*WONDERS*
goes lower just in case.
posted by Cranberry at 1:42 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
RHIZOME: THE DAY HAS NOT BEEN DETERMINED BY THE CABAL TO CO-INCIDE WITH THE BIO-RHYTHMS OF KEY METAFILTER POSTERS TO INFLUENCE THEIR POSTING CYCLES. BECAUSE THERE IS NO CABAL.
posted by Authorized User at 1:45 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Authorized User at 1:45 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
MY CAPS DO NOT HAVE LOCKS; THEY JUST HAVE THE PART THAT GOES OVER MY HEAD AND THE BRIM. WHOSE CAPS HAVE LOCKS??????????????????????
posted by ambient2 at 1:52 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by ambient2 at 1:52 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO READ HERE!
posted by Twang at 2:02 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Twang at 2:02 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
Moar liek craps lock omgz
posted by Senor Cardgage at 2:03 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Senor Cardgage at 2:03 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
I USE A COLEMAK KEYBOARD LAYOUT AND THEY COULDN'T PRY CAPS LOCK FROM ME. PREVIOUSLY
posted by Godwin Interjection at 2:07 AM on October 22, 2011
posted by Godwin Interjection at 2:07 AM on October 22, 2011
REAL MEN USE THE SHIFT KEY. MY PINKIES CAN PUNCH HOLES IN SHEET METAL.
posted by gronkpan at 2:07 AM on October 22, 2011 [9 favorites]
posted by gronkpan at 2:07 AM on October 22, 2011 [9 favorites]
or lapse cock lol
posted by Anything at 2:07 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Anything at 2:07 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
TAWNY
posted by maxwelton at 2:16 AM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
posted by maxwelton at 2:16 AM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP BUT NOW IM AWAKE AND EBRYONE IS STILL YELLING STOP YELLING IM SLEEPY
posted by drinkyclown at 2:17 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by drinkyclown at 2:17 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
I JUST HAD SEX AND OMG IT WAS DEFINITELY IN ALL CAPS!!!
posted by empatterson at 2:18 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by empatterson at 2:18 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
WHAT
my capslock is enabled but i"m holding down shift while i type this>
posted by empyrean at 2:44 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
my capslock is enabled but i"m holding down shift while i type this>
posted by empyrean at 2:44 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
I NEED TO DO MORE lsd OR SOMETHING. i STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS, YOU BASTARDS.....AND HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TOAST A SALMON ANYWAY??
posted by Skygazer at 2:49 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Skygazer at 2:49 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
USE A FUCKING TOASTER
posted by gronkpan at 2:52 AM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
posted by gronkpan at 2:52 AM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
LIKE, *CLINKY*: "TO SALMON!"
posted by The Potate at 2:53 AM on October 22, 2011 [6 favorites]
posted by The Potate at 2:53 AM on October 22, 2011 [6 favorites]
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY
posted by secret about box at 2:56 AM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
posted by secret about box at 2:56 AM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!!!! DO YOU PEOPLE SPEAK ENGLISH?????
posted by TheSecretDecoderRing at 3:07 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by TheSecretDecoderRing at 3:07 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
i CAN'T FIT THE SALMON IN THE SLOT!
posted by Skygazer at 3:08 AM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by Skygazer at 3:08 AM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
N00BS SHOULD CLICK ON THE OLDER RELATEDS BECAUSE THEY CAN SEE THE ONCE-GLORIOUS USE OF THE LAMENTED <IMG> TAG
posted by tzikeh at 3:42 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by tzikeh at 3:42 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
RECENTLY, I HAVE BEEN HEARING ALL CAPS IN A DALEK VOICE! THAT IS BECAUSE THE DALEKS ARE THE SHOUTIEST OF ALL THE RACES IN THE UNIVERSE! THE ARE SHOUTIER THAN THE SONTARANS! THEY ARE SHOUTIER THAN THE JUDOON! THEY ARE SHOUTIER THAN THE CY-BER-MEN! YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 3:50 AM on October 22, 2011 [7 favorites]
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 3:50 AM on October 22, 2011 [7 favorites]
Double.
posted by mhoye at 4:16 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by mhoye at 4:16 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
HAHAHAH DANAH BOYD AND BELL HOOKS CAN SUCK IT
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 4:19 AM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 4:19 AM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
Ca*s 36c2 day 5s a33 we33 and g66d, b4t 5 *refer 5nternat56na3 n40 36c2 day *ers6na33y.
posted by d11 at 4:32 AM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
posted by d11 at 4:32 AM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
CAPS!! ITS YOU!!
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?
posted by seanmpuckett at 4:36 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?
posted by seanmpuckett at 4:36 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
IT'S FREAKING CAPS LOCK DAY EVERY DAY ON MORSE CODE, PEOPLE. WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT LOWER CASE IS!
posted by scruss at 4:42 AM on October 22, 2011 [5 favorites]
posted by scruss at 4:42 AM on October 22, 2011 [5 favorites]
WHERE IS CAP LOCKS KEY
posted by user92371 at 5:05 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by user92371 at 5:05 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
CROCKETY BLOAT
posted by readery at 5:07 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by readery at 5:07 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
hi!
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 5:10 AM on October 22, 2011
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 5:10 AM on October 22, 2011
This is why the world should have ended yesterday.
posted by ymgve at 5:11 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by ymgve at 5:11 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
OCCUPY YOUR KEYBOARD
posted by spitbull at 5:37 AM on October 22, 2011 [9 favorites]
posted by spitbull at 5:37 AM on October 22, 2011 [9 favorites]
GREAT DAY OR GREATEST DAY?
posted by Stynxno at 5:43 AM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
posted by Stynxno at 5:43 AM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
I'm OnLy HaLf CaPs LoCk (On My MoThEr'S SiDe), So We NeVeR cElEbRaTeD wItH tHe EnThUsIaSm As OtHeR fAmIlIeS dId.
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 5:44 AM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 5:44 AM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
WHEN YOU HAVE SMALL CHILDREN, EVERY DAY IS CAPS LOCK DAY BECAUSE THIS IS HOW THEY TALK DADDY I WANT THE BLUE CUP NO THE OTHER BLUE ONE NO THE BLUE ONE THAT IS BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE
THIS IS BECAUSE OF THE INNOCENCE OF CHILDREN THEY UNDERSTAND THAT YOU SHOULD LIVE EVERY DAY LIKE IT'S CAPS LOCK DAY
posted by middleclasstool at 5:49 AM on October 22, 2011 [25 favorites]
THIS IS BECAUSE OF THE INNOCENCE OF CHILDREN THEY UNDERSTAND THAT YOU SHOULD LIVE EVERY DAY LIKE IT'S CAPS LOCK DAY
posted by middleclasstool at 5:49 AM on October 22, 2011 [25 favorites]
CAPS CAPS CAPS FOR SALE
50 CENTS A CAP
posted by Tylwyth Teg at 6:03 AM on October 22, 2011 [6 favorites]
50 CENTS A CAP
posted by Tylwyth Teg at 6:03 AM on October 22, 2011 [6 favorites]
CAPS LOCKS, HOW THE FUCK DO THEY WORK?
posted by biscotti at 6:13 AM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by biscotti at 6:13 AM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
DANGER POINT!
posted by carsonb at 6:29 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by carsonb at 6:29 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
þə compose kēy iş left all əlone
itś fine
don't get þə dōr
posted by LogicalDash at 6:34 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
itś fine
don't get þə dōr
posted by LogicalDash at 6:34 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
RAPTURE IS ACTUALLY TODAY
IT'S THE DAY OF CAPTCHA
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 6:51 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
IT'S THE DAY OF CAPTCHA
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 6:51 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
HOW DO I DOWNLOD WU TANG?
posted by Jofus at 6:51 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Jofus at 6:51 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
SEARCH FOR IT ON MC HAMMER'S NEW SEARCH ENGINE
I JUST HOPE IT IS MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN LL CUIL J
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 6:55 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
I JUST HOPE IT IS MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN LL CUIL J
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 6:55 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
IT'S LIKE A ROOMFUL OF FRANK COSTANZAS, PERFORMING FEATS OF CAPSLOCK ALL MORNING. I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!!
posted by Hardcore Poser at 6:58 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Hardcore Poser at 6:58 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
CAPS LOCK DAY COMES BUT TWICE A YEAR
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 6:59 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 6:59 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
WHO IS GONNA GET RAPTURED TODAY? I HAD BETTER, BECAUSE I JUST SPENT MY LIFE SAVINGS ON RAPTURE INSURANCE FOR MY PETS. ALSO, LOOK HOW GOOD I CAPS LOCK!
posted by arcticwoman at 7:02 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by arcticwoman at 7:02 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
DOWN WITH THE LOWERCASE 99% WE ARE THE CAPS LOCK 1%'ERS AND WE USE MORE CAPS THAN ANYONE. WE ARE THE CAPSITALISTIC RULERS OF THE WORLD.
posted by Mach5 at 7:06 AM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
posted by Mach5 at 7:06 AM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
I WARNED YOU ABOUT CAPS BRO!!!!
I TOLD YOU DOG!
I TOLD YOU MAN
I TOLD YOU ABOUT CAPS!
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 7:06 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
I TOLD YOU DOG!
I TOLD YOU MAN
I TOLD YOU ABOUT CAPS!
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 7:06 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
I WONDER IF I SHOULD GO TO THE IKEA BECAUSE IKEA IS IN CAPSLOCK ANYWAY AND THEY DO HAVE SALMON.
THANKFULLY NOT BLOATED SALMON THAT WOULD GO AGAINST GOOD PRACTICE OF FOOD HYGIENE AND I THINK I RECALL THEY DO WELL IN ANNUAL INSPECTIONS.
posted by Weighted Companion Cube at 7:10 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
THANKFULLY NOT BLOATED SALMON THAT WOULD GO AGAINST GOOD PRACTICE OF FOOD HYGIENE AND I THINK I RECALL THEY DO WELL IN ANNUAL INSPECTIONS.
posted by Weighted Companion Cube at 7:10 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
NINETY NINE PERCENT OF THE CAPS ARE LOCKED BY ONE PERCENT OF THE PEOPLE
#OCCUPYCAPSLOCK
posted by frijole at 7:13 AM on October 22, 2011 [6 favorites]
#OCCUPYCAPSLOCK
posted by frijole at 7:13 AM on October 22, 2011 [6 favorites]
THIS DRUNKENNESS BEGAN IN SOME OTHER TAVERN.
WHEN I GET BACK AROUND TO THAT PLACE,
I'LL BE COMPLETELY SOBER. MEANWHILE,
I'M LIKE A BIRD FROM ANOTHER CONTINENT, SITTING IN THIS AVIARY.
THE DAY IS COMING WHEN I FLY OFF,
BUT WHO IS IT NOW IN MY EAR WHO HEARS MY VOICE?
WHO SAYS WORDS WITH MY MOUTH?
AND WHY ARE THEY ALL CAPITALIZED?
posted by localhuman at 7:19 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
WHEN I GET BACK AROUND TO THAT PLACE,
I'LL BE COMPLETELY SOBER. MEANWHILE,
I'M LIKE A BIRD FROM ANOTHER CONTINENT, SITTING IN THIS AVIARY.
THE DAY IS COMING WHEN I FLY OFF,
BUT WHO IS IT NOW IN MY EAR WHO HEARS MY VOICE?
WHO SAYS WORDS WITH MY MOUTH?
AND WHY ARE THEY ALL CAPITALIZED?
posted by localhuman at 7:19 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
iPHONE HAS NO CAPS LOCK. CONSPIRACY?
posted by killdevil at 7:22 AM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by killdevil at 7:22 AM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK AND I MUST SCREAM
OH WAIT I CAN JUST TAP SHIFT TWICE FOR CAPSLOCK, HANDY TIP FOR IOS USERS THERE
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 7:24 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
OH WAIT I CAN JUST TAP SHIFT TWICE FOR CAPSLOCK, HANDY TIP FOR IOS USERS THERE
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 7:24 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
KILLDEVIL, SEEK ENLIGHTENMENT IN THE KEYBOARD SETTINGS
posted by frijole at 7:25 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by frijole at 7:25 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
iPHONE HAS NO CAPS LOCK. CONSPIRACY?
OH YES IT DOES JUST DOUBLE TAP THE SHIFT KEY
THEY CALL IT A DOUBLE TAP JUST LIKE IN ZOMBIELAND BECAUSE ZOMBIES ARE AS AWESOME AS CAPS LCOK BECAUSE THEY SAY BRAAAAAAAINS AND IT'S IN CAPS AND ALSO THEY EAT BRAINS WHICH ARE USUALLY FOUND UNDER CAPS
posted by middleclasstool at 7:25 AM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
OH YES IT DOES JUST DOUBLE TAP THE SHIFT KEY
THEY CALL IT A DOUBLE TAP JUST LIKE IN ZOMBIELAND BECAUSE ZOMBIES ARE AS AWESOME AS CAPS LCOK BECAUSE THEY SAY BRAAAAAAAINS AND IT'S IN CAPS AND ALSO THEY EAT BRAINS WHICH ARE USUALLY FOUND UNDER CAPS
posted by middleclasstool at 7:25 AM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
HA HA HA
I'M THE PUMA KING
I AM THE RULER
OF EV' - RY - THING
posted by Sticherbeast at 7:29 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
I'M THE PUMA KING
I AM THE RULER
OF EV' - RY - THING
posted by Sticherbeast at 7:29 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
I FIND IT INTERESTING THAT CAPS LOCK DAY DIRECTLY FOLLOWS FISTING DAY.
posted by localroger at 7:42 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by localroger at 7:42 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
I'M JUST HERE FOR THE SANTA .GIFS
posted by hellojed at 7:51 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by hellojed at 7:51 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
I FIND IT INTERESTING THAT CAPS LOCK DAY DIRECTLY FOLLOWS FISTING DAY.
LOWER CASE "O" AND UPPER CASE "O"
posted by Sticherbeast at 7:52 AM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
LOWER CASE "O" AND UPPER CASE "O"
posted by Sticherbeast at 7:52 AM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
WASH YOUR HANDS THOSE OF YOU STILL RECOVERING FROM YESTERDAY'S FESTIVITIES BEFORE YOU ENGAGE THE CAP LOCK
posted by Auden at 7:53 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Auden at 7:53 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
No, we don't.
posted by Decani at 7:53 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Decani at 7:53 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
WHY IS THIS NIGHT DIFFERENT FROM ALL OTHER NIGHTS
IT'S NOT, BITCHES
I SHOUT ALL THE DAMN TIME
BECAUSE IT IS RAD
posted by elizardbits at 8:00 AM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
IT'S NOT, BITCHES
I SHOUT ALL THE DAMN TIME
BECAUSE IT IS RAD
posted by elizardbits at 8:00 AM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
DOUBLE TAP NOT WOrKINg ON IPOD. TOUCH.ARGH.
posted by vespabelle at 8:09 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by vespabelle at 8:09 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
THIS
IS
BULLSHIT
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 8:11 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
IS
BULLSHIT
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 8:11 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
WELL I GUESS IM JUST GOING TO HAVE TO STAY ON THIS THREAD FOR THE REST OF THE DAY BECAUSE IF MY SCREEN SAVER KICKS IN I WONT BE ABLE TO LOG IN AGAIN.
posted by A dead Quaker at 8:17 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by A dead Quaker at 8:17 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
posted by vibrotronica at 8:19 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by vibrotronica at 8:19 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
IT SMELLS LIKE APPLES INSIDE OF THIS APPLE
SOMEONE IS EATING AN APPLE
IT'S AN APPLE EATING AN APPLE
I'M AN APPLE TOO
APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES
HEU HEU HEU HEU HEU HEU HEU
SUCH EXQUISITE AGONY - THE DIVINE PERFECTION OF PECTIN PAIN
IT LOOKS LIKE A TOOL ALBUM COVER IN HERE
AND SMELLS LIKE AN APPLE GONE FRACTAL
posted by Sticherbeast at 8:22 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
SOMEONE IS EATING AN APPLE
IT'S AN APPLE EATING AN APPLE
I'M AN APPLE TOO
APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES
HEU HEU HEU HEU HEU HEU HEU
SUCH EXQUISITE AGONY - THE DIVINE PERFECTION OF PECTIN PAIN
IT LOOKS LIKE A TOOL ALBUM COVER IN HERE
AND SMELLS LIKE AN APPLE GONE FRACTAL
posted by Sticherbeast at 8:22 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
GO RIGHT AHEAD BROSEPH!!!
posted by yellowbinder at 8:23 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by yellowbinder at 8:23 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
*** DO *NOT* TRUST A PERSON WHO PRETENDS TO TYPE IN ALL-CAPS -- THEY ARE SHIFTY! ***
posted by mazola at 8:29 AM on October 22, 2011 [5 favorites]
posted by mazola at 8:29 AM on October 22, 2011 [5 favorites]
I HAVE TO TYPE LIKE THIS BECAUSE ONE OF MY FRIENDS LIVES OUT OF TOWN.
SOME PEOPLE HAVE TRIED TO TELL ME IT DOESNT MATTER, BUT BIFF IS A COOL GUY.
IF SOMETHINGS IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO SEND TO HIM I WANT HIM TO BE SURE HE CAN READ IT.
posted by Smart Dalek at 8:33 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
SOME PEOPLE HAVE TRIED TO TELL ME IT DOESNT MATTER, BUT BIFF IS A COOL GUY.
IF SOMETHINGS IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO SEND TO HIM I WANT HIM TO BE SURE HE CAN READ IT.
posted by Smart Dalek at 8:33 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY EVERYONE!
posted by garnetgirl at 8:33 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by garnetgirl at 8:33 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
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posted by dismas at 8:34 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
YAD KCOL SPAC October 21, 2010
YAD KCOL SPAC October 21, 2009
YAD KCOL SPAC October 21, 2008
YAD KCOL SPAC October 22, 2007
YAD KCOL SPAC October 21, 2005
posted by dismas at 8:34 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
A PERFORMER SPRAYS MOLTEN IRON AGAINST A CONCRETE WALL TO CELEBRATE THE LANTERN FESTIVAL IN NUANQUAN TOWN OF YUXIAN COUNTY, HEBEI PROVINCE, FEBRUARY 16, 2011. FOR OVER 300 YEARS, THE TOWN HAS CARRIED OUT THE TRADITION OF SPRAYING MOLTEN IRON AT 1,300 DEGREES CELSIUS (2372 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT) AGAINST A COLD CONCRETE WALL TO FORM SPARKS-LIKE FIREWORKS DURING THE LANTERN FESTIVAL, WHICH FALLS ON THURSDAY FEB 17.
posted by yellowbinder at 8:39 AM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by yellowbinder at 8:39 AM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
ONE OF THE HEADLINES IN THE LATEST ISSUE OF PARENTING MAGAZINE IS "MAMA GOT BACK.... PAIN"
I THINK IT WAS WRITTEN BY A MAN
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 8:43 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
I THINK IT WAS WRITTEN BY A MAN
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 8:43 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
no
posted by arse_hat at 12:29 AM on October 22 [1 favorite +] [!]
COME ON, MAN. YOU'RE BEING...
*PUTS ON SUNGLASSES*
...AN ARSE HAT
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
posted by gc at 8:51 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by arse_hat at 12:29 AM on October 22 [1 favorite +] [!]
COME ON, MAN. YOU'RE BEING...
*PUTS ON SUNGLASSES*
...AN ARSE HAT
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
posted by gc at 8:51 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
HI I ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THIS DAY UNTIL I SEE THE POST SO THANKS EYEBALLKID FOR HATING US ALL!
posted by rtha at 8:55 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by rtha at 8:55 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
CROCKETY BLOAT?
YES, THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED SONNY CROCKETT IS LOOKING A LITTLE BLOATED THESE DAYS.
posted by oneswellfoop at 9:00 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
YES, THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED SONNY CROCKETT IS LOOKING A LITTLE BLOATED THESE DAYS.
posted by oneswellfoop at 9:00 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
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WHAT HAPPENED TO 2006? 2006 IS NOT REPORTING IN. IS 2006 TOO COOL TO CAPS LOCK?
posted by TwelveTwo at 9:02 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
YAD KCOL SPAC October 21, 2010
YAD KCOL SPAC October 21, 2009
YAD KCOL SPAC October 21, 2008
YAD KCOL SPAC October 22, 2007
YAD KCOL SPAC October 21, 2005
WHAT HAPPENED TO 2006? 2006 IS NOT REPORTING IN. IS 2006 TOO COOL TO CAPS LOCK?
posted by TwelveTwo at 9:02 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
HEY I LOOKED AT THE SOURCE CODE OF THAT PAGE AND MOST OF THE TEXT IS WRITTEN IN LOWER CASE AND TRANSFORMED WITH CSS TEXT-TRANSFORM: UPPERCASE
WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THAT MOTHERFUCKERS IS YOUR KEYBOARD BROKEN?!!
posted by obvious at 9:26 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THAT MOTHERFUCKERS IS YOUR KEYBOARD BROKEN?!!
posted by obvious at 9:26 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
I LIGHT MY WAY WITH A TORCH.
posted by pianomover at 9:26 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by pianomover at 9:26 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
THIS IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY! THIS IS THE ONE WHERE WE DOUBLE CLICK ON EVERYTHING, RIGHT???
posted by purple_bird at 9:26 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by purple_bird at 9:26 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
HI GUYS ARE THERE THINGS THAT ARE HAPPENING
posted by subbes at 9:26 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by subbes at 9:26 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
HI GUYS ARE THERE THINGS THAT ARE HAPPENING
posted by subbes at 9:26 AM on October 22 [+] [!]
LATER WE WILL FIND THINGS AND DO THEM?
posted by gc at 9:27 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by subbes at 9:26 AM on October 22 [+] [!]
LATER WE WILL FIND THINGS AND DO THEM?
posted by gc at 9:27 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
THREE HERETICS RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE
posted by mr_crash_davis at 9:28 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by mr_crash_davis at 9:28 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
FUCKING A I'M LATE TO THIS PARTY BUT WHATEVER I'M STILL JUST HAPPY TO BE PART OF THE EXCITEMENT
posted by Dmenet at 9:31 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Dmenet at 9:31 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090906090016AA3T8rU
FUCK YEAH CAPS LOCK
posted by pugh at 9:31 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
FUCK YEAH CAPS LOCK
posted by pugh at 9:31 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
I JUST STAPLED MY DICK TO THE TOASTER
NOW ALL MY TOAST TASTES LIKE BURNT PENIS
FUCK
posted by fungible at 9:36 AM on October 22, 2011 [5 favorites]
NOW ALL MY TOAST TASTES LIKE BURNT PENIS
FUCK
posted by fungible at 9:36 AM on October 22, 2011 [5 favorites]
DELICIOUS CONCUPISCENCE: IN TODAY'S EPISODE OF MY LITTLE PONY WE MEET A CHARACTER THAT SPEAKS IN DELICIOUS ALL CAPS.
posted by The Devil Tesla at 9:50 AM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by The Devil Tesla at 9:50 AM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EYEBALLKID. IT'S MY CAPSLOCK BIRTHDAY, TOO.
ONE THREAD ONCE A YEAR EXCEPTIONS FOR THE IMAGE TAG, PEOPLE.
AH, PEOPLE USE TO SAVE IMAGES FOR CAPSLOCK DAY. THAT WAS A BROWSER CRASHING CELEBRATION. Sigh.
posted by provoliminal at 10:04 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
ONE THREAD ONCE A YEAR EXCEPTIONS FOR THE IMAGE TAG, PEOPLE.
AH, PEOPLE USE TO SAVE IMAGES FOR CAPSLOCK DAY. THAT WAS A BROWSER CRASHING CELEBRATION. Sigh.
posted by provoliminal at 10:04 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
YAHOO ANSWERS DELETES QUESTIONS
WHAT THE HELL BRO
posted by dismas at 10:07 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
WHAT THE HELL BRO
posted by dismas at 10:07 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
MY ONE REGRET IS THAT MY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY IS NOT CAPS LOCK DAY
IT IS TOMORROW, IN POINT OF FACT
I EXPECT VODKA AND NERDY, NERDY WHORES
THAT IS ALL
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 10:07 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
IT IS TOMORROW, IN POINT OF FACT
I EXPECT VODKA AND NERDY, NERDY WHORES
THAT IS ALL
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 10:07 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
THERE ARE TWO CAPSLOCK DAY DAYS THATS HOW AWESOME CAPSLOCK IS
posted by mannequito at 10:10 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by mannequito at 10:10 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
I HAVE ACCESS TO BOTH, BUT I HAVE TO WORK. GAH.
posted by provoliminal at 10:10 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by provoliminal at 10:10 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
AND NO CAPSLOCK METATALK THREAD. WHERE IS THE LOVE?
posted by provoliminal at 10:14 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by provoliminal at 10:14 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
NEEDS MORE COWBELL
posted by ducktape at 10:19 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by ducktape at 10:19 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
TODAY IS THE DAY OF CAPS LOCK
TODAY IS THE DAY WE ENJOY OUR COCKS
TODAY IS THE DAY OF BUTTONS AND MOCK
TURTLENECKS ARE FOR WEARING ON SMOCK
I LIKE TO DANCE ON TOP OF THE ROCK
IT MAKES ME HAPPY IT RAISES MY STOCK
EVERYBODY EATS BUTTER AND JOCK
HAPPY HAPPY TO BE IN OUR CAPS LOCK
WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT CAPS LOCK DAY? IT WOULD BE A TERRIBLE THING. WE WOULD ALL BE SAD AND THERE WOULD BE NO JOY. I SUGGEST THAT WE ALWAYS HAVE CAPS LOCK DAY, IF ONLY IN OUR PATRIOTIC HEARTS. LOOK OVER THERE IT IS SOME MULTIVITAMINS, WHICH ARE PRETTY MUCH CAPS LOCK FOR THE BODY. I DO LIKE SOME PIE. DO YOU LIKE CAPS LOCK PLEASE ANSWER ME BACK PLEASE PLEASE
posted by felix at 10:45 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
TODAY IS THE DAY WE ENJOY OUR COCKS
TODAY IS THE DAY OF BUTTONS AND MOCK
TURTLENECKS ARE FOR WEARING ON SMOCK
I LIKE TO DANCE ON TOP OF THE ROCK
IT MAKES ME HAPPY IT RAISES MY STOCK
EVERYBODY EATS BUTTER AND JOCK
HAPPY HAPPY TO BE IN OUR CAPS LOCK
WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT CAPS LOCK DAY? IT WOULD BE A TERRIBLE THING. WE WOULD ALL BE SAD AND THERE WOULD BE NO JOY. I SUGGEST THAT WE ALWAYS HAVE CAPS LOCK DAY, IF ONLY IN OUR PATRIOTIC HEARTS. LOOK OVER THERE IT IS SOME MULTIVITAMINS, WHICH ARE PRETTY MUCH CAPS LOCK FOR THE BODY. I DO LIKE SOME PIE. DO YOU LIKE CAPS LOCK PLEASE ANSWER ME BACK PLEASE PLEASE
posted by felix at 10:45 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
SWEARING HELPS PEOPLE TOLERATE PAIN FOR JUST THAT BIT LONGER.
SO ALL TOGETHER NOW: FUCK.
ANOTHER CAPSLOCK FACTOID: MOST LIZARDS CANNOT RUN AND BREATHE AT THE SAME TIME.
C'MON, DISTRACT ME. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO WORK ON MY BIRTHDAY.
posted by provoliminal at 10:46 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
SO ALL TOGETHER NOW: FUCK.
ANOTHER CAPSLOCK FACTOID: MOST LIZARDS CANNOT RUN AND BREATHE AT THE SAME TIME.
C'MON, DISTRACT ME. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO WORK ON MY BIRTHDAY.
posted by provoliminal at 10:46 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
BY THE WAY JENNY HOLZER FAMOUS ARTIST IS GENERALLY SUSPECTED OF BEING THE PROGENITRESS OF CAPS LOCK DAY BECAUSE SHE PRETTY MUCH MADE CAPS LOCK HER THING, OR ELSE IT WAS HERODOTUS. ANYHOO HERE IS SOME JENNY HOLZER ART TO KEEP YOU SATISFIED UNTIL THE NEXT COMMENT AFTER IT.
SHRIEK WHEN THE PAIN HITS
DURING INTERROGATION. REACH
INTO THE DARK AGES TO FIND A
SOUND THAT IS LIQUID HORROR, A
SOUND OF THE BRINK WHERE MAN
STOPS AND THE BEAST AND
NAMELESS CRUEL FORCES BEGIN.
SCREAM WHEN YOUR LIFE IS
THREATENED. FORM A NOISE SO
TRUE THAT YOUR TORMENTOR
RECOGNIZES IT AS A VOICE THAT
LIVES IN HIS OWN THROAT. THE
TRUE SOUND TELLS HIM THAT HE
CUTS HIS FLESH WHEN HE CUTS
YOURS, THAT HE CANNOT THRIVE
AFTER HE TORTURES YOU. SCREAM
THAT HE DESTROYS ALL THE
KINDNESS IN YOU AND BLACKENS
EVERY VISION YOU COULD HAVE
SHOWN HIM.
DON’T TALK DOWN TO ME.
DON’T BE POLITE TO ME. DON’T
TRY TO MAKE ME FEEL NICE.
DON’T RELAX. I’LL CUT THE
SMILE OFF YOUR FACE. YOU
THINK I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S
GOING ON. YOU THINK I’M
AFRAID TO REACT. THE JOKE’S
ON YOU. I’M BIDING MY TIME,
LOOKING FOR THE SPOT. YOU
THINK NO ONE CAN REACH
YOU, NO ONE CAN HAVE WHAT
YOU HAVE. I’VE BEEN PLANNING
WHILE YOU’RE PLAYING. I’VE
BEEN SAVING WHILE YOU’RE
SPENDING. THE GAME IS ALMOST
OVER SO IT’S TIME YOU
ACKNOWLEDGE ME. DO YOU
WANT TO FALL NOT EVER
KNOWING WHO TOOK YOU?
JENNY HOLZER YOU ARE THE SHIT I HAVE TO SAY
posted by felix at 10:47 AM on October 22, 2011 [5 favorites]
SHRIEK WHEN THE PAIN HITS
DURING INTERROGATION. REACH
INTO THE DARK AGES TO FIND A
SOUND THAT IS LIQUID HORROR, A
SOUND OF THE BRINK WHERE MAN
STOPS AND THE BEAST AND
NAMELESS CRUEL FORCES BEGIN.
SCREAM WHEN YOUR LIFE IS
THREATENED. FORM A NOISE SO
TRUE THAT YOUR TORMENTOR
RECOGNIZES IT AS A VOICE THAT
LIVES IN HIS OWN THROAT. THE
TRUE SOUND TELLS HIM THAT HE
CUTS HIS FLESH WHEN HE CUTS
YOURS, THAT HE CANNOT THRIVE
AFTER HE TORTURES YOU. SCREAM
THAT HE DESTROYS ALL THE
KINDNESS IN YOU AND BLACKENS
EVERY VISION YOU COULD HAVE
SHOWN HIM.
DON’T TALK DOWN TO ME.
DON’T BE POLITE TO ME. DON’T
TRY TO MAKE ME FEEL NICE.
DON’T RELAX. I’LL CUT THE
SMILE OFF YOUR FACE. YOU
THINK I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S
GOING ON. YOU THINK I’M
AFRAID TO REACT. THE JOKE’S
ON YOU. I’M BIDING MY TIME,
LOOKING FOR THE SPOT. YOU
THINK NO ONE CAN REACH
YOU, NO ONE CAN HAVE WHAT
YOU HAVE. I’VE BEEN PLANNING
WHILE YOU’RE PLAYING. I’VE
BEEN SAVING WHILE YOU’RE
SPENDING. THE GAME IS ALMOST
OVER SO IT’S TIME YOU
ACKNOWLEDGE ME. DO YOU
WANT TO FALL NOT EVER
KNOWING WHO TOOK YOU?
JENNY HOLZER YOU ARE THE SHIT I HAVE TO SAY
posted by felix at 10:47 AM on October 22, 2011 [5 favorites]
I AM OZYMANDIAS KING OF KINGS,
LOOK UPON MY LETTERS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR
no punctuation besides remains round the decay
of that colossus post boundless and bare
the lone and level metas stretch far away
posted by Gygesringtone at 10:50 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
LOOK UPON MY LETTERS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR
no punctuation besides remains round the decay
of that colossus post boundless and bare
the lone and level metas stretch far away
posted by Gygesringtone at 10:50 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
I REALLY WISH HOLZER'S TWEETS WERE BETTER.
posted by provoliminal at 10:52 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by provoliminal at 10:52 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
APPARENTLY IT'S THE EARTH'S CAPSLOCK BIRTHDAY AS WELL, ACCORDING TO NEIL GAIMAN'S TWEET:
neilhimself: HAPPY 6015th BIRTHDAY, EARTH! Also, you're a Libra.
posted by provoliminal at 10:59 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
neilhimself: HAPPY 6015th BIRTHDAY, EARTH! Also, you're a Libra.
posted by provoliminal at 10:59 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
CAPSLOCK BEING BRAND
-NEW;AND YOU
KNOW CONSEQUENTLY A
LITTLE STIFF I WAS
CAREFUL OF IT AND (HAVING
THOROUGHLY BLOWN OUT THE KEYBOARD
TESTED MY FINGERS FELT OF
ITS SHIFT MADE SURE ITS KEYS WERE O.K)
posted by Gygesringtone at 11:01 AM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
-NEW;AND YOU
KNOW CONSEQUENTLY A
LITTLE STIFF I WAS
CAREFUL OF IT AND (HAVING
THOROUGHLY BLOWN OUT THE KEYBOARD
TESTED MY FINGERS FELT OF
ITS SHIFT MADE SURE ITS KEYS WERE O.K)
posted by Gygesringtone at 11:01 AM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
MY COUSIN IS GETTING MARRIED TODAY. PERHAPS I SHOULD DO A TOAST IN ALL CAPS.
PERHAPS NOT.
posted by brundlefly at 11:04 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
PERHAPS NOT.
posted by brundlefly at 11:04 AM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
I GOT A SEIKO ON MY WRIST
CASIO BY THE BED
SWATCH JUST FOR FUN
MY TIMEX WEIGHS A TON
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
IT'S INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK RAP CLOCKS DAY!
posted by zippy at 11:10 AM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
CASIO BY THE BED
SWATCH JUST FOR FUN
MY TIMEX WEIGHS A TON
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
IT'S INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK RAP CLOCKS DAY!
posted by zippy at 11:10 AM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
IN HONOR OF CASPLOCK DAY I AM WEARING DOUBLETHICK RUBBERBOOTS AND RIDING MY DOCKITY BOAT AROUND A SHOCKITY MOAT. (IT HAS EELS)
posted by exlotuseater at 11:13 AM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by exlotuseater at 11:13 AM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
i am an iconoclast. deal with it
posted by Splunge at 11:31 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Splunge at 11:31 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
YOU KNOW, I"VE BEEN CELEBRATING THIS DAY FOR FAR TOO LONG AND I HAVE METAFILTER TO THANK. THANK YOU METAFILTER.
posted by fillsthepews at 11:33 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by fillsthepews at 11:33 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
I MISS COURIER
posted by TwelveTwo at 11:50 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by TwelveTwo at 11:50 AM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
RULE 54: CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
posted by Mister Fabulous at 12:06 PM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by Mister Fabulous at 12:06 PM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
ICONOCLASTS ARE MOAR BORING THAN THEY LEAD THEMSELVES TO BELIEVE.
posted by eyeballkid at 12:13 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by eyeballkid at 12:13 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
SHOUTING SILENTLY ALL MY LIFE.
YAY, FIRST CAPSLOCK DAY AS A MEFITE11
posted by likeso at 12:27 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
YAY, FIRST CAPSLOCK DAY AS A MEFITE11
posted by likeso at 12:27 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
THE FIRST TIME MY DAD TOOK ME AND MY SISTER CAMPING I WAS ABOUT 8 OR 9. I REMEMBER WE PARKED THE CAR, I JUMPED OUT AND IMMEDIATELY STEPPED ON A NAIL. WE HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND THEN WE WENT HOME BECAUSE I HAD TO GET A TETANUS SHOT OR SOME KIND OF SHOT. IT'S ALL KIND OF HAZY.
THE SECOND TIME MY DAD TOOK ME AND MY SISTER CAMPING WAS A MONTH LATER, IN THE MIDDLE OF JULY. WE PARKED THE CAR, AND MY SISTER JUMPED OUT AND IMMEDIATELY TRIED TO LIFT UP SOME SORT OF BOULDER THAT WAS ON A HILL. I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHY SHE DID THIS. ANYWAY SHE ENDED UP BREAKING HER FINGER. WE HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL, AND THEN WE HAD TO GO HOME BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO BE WITH MOM IN HER HOUR OF NEED.
AT THE END OF SUMMER, MY DAD, OUT OF COMPLETE DESPERATION TO GO CAMPING WITH THE KIDS, TOOK US OUT AGAIN. I REMEMBER HE SEEMED A BIT FIDGETY THE WHOLE WAY THERE, AND I REMEMBER HE WOULDN'T LET US OUT OF THE CAR UNTIL HE HAD SCOUTED AROUND A LITTLE BIT.
WHEN I GOT OUT OF THE CAR MY DAD WAS BUSY TAKING THE BUNGEE CORDS OFF THE ROOF. WE HAD ABOUT A BILLION THINGS UP ON THE CAR WHICH MY DAD HAD SECURED WITH AN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF BUNGEE CORDS. ANYWAY FOR SOME REASON I UNHOOKED ONE OF THE BUNGEE CORDS ON MY SIDE OF THE CAR. IT WHIZZED OVER THE CAR ROOF LIKE A METEOR AND CUT MY DAD DEEPLY IN HIS EYEBROW. WE HAD TO DRIVE TO THE HOSPITAL, THIS TIME WITH BLOOD STREAMING DOWN MY DAD'S FACE AND ME AND MY SISTER IN TEARS.
posted by papafrita at 12:48 PM on October 22, 2011 [7 favorites]
THE SECOND TIME MY DAD TOOK ME AND MY SISTER CAMPING WAS A MONTH LATER, IN THE MIDDLE OF JULY. WE PARKED THE CAR, AND MY SISTER JUMPED OUT AND IMMEDIATELY TRIED TO LIFT UP SOME SORT OF BOULDER THAT WAS ON A HILL. I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHY SHE DID THIS. ANYWAY SHE ENDED UP BREAKING HER FINGER. WE HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL, AND THEN WE HAD TO GO HOME BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO BE WITH MOM IN HER HOUR OF NEED.
AT THE END OF SUMMER, MY DAD, OUT OF COMPLETE DESPERATION TO GO CAMPING WITH THE KIDS, TOOK US OUT AGAIN. I REMEMBER HE SEEMED A BIT FIDGETY THE WHOLE WAY THERE, AND I REMEMBER HE WOULDN'T LET US OUT OF THE CAR UNTIL HE HAD SCOUTED AROUND A LITTLE BIT.
WHEN I GOT OUT OF THE CAR MY DAD WAS BUSY TAKING THE BUNGEE CORDS OFF THE ROOF. WE HAD ABOUT A BILLION THINGS UP ON THE CAR WHICH MY DAD HAD SECURED WITH AN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF BUNGEE CORDS. ANYWAY FOR SOME REASON I UNHOOKED ONE OF THE BUNGEE CORDS ON MY SIDE OF THE CAR. IT WHIZZED OVER THE CAR ROOF LIKE A METEOR AND CUT MY DAD DEEPLY IN HIS EYEBROW. WE HAD TO DRIVE TO THE HOSPITAL, THIS TIME WITH BLOOD STREAMING DOWN MY DAD'S FACE AND ME AND MY SISTER IN TEARS.
posted by papafrita at 12:48 PM on October 22, 2011 [7 favorites]
IT'S THE.........MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!
WITH SALMON FOR TOAST
AND A CROCKETY BLOAT
CAPS LOCKING AND BEER!
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAAAAAAAR!
(AGAIN)
posted by litlnemo at 1:13 PM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
WITH SALMON FOR TOAST
AND A CROCKETY BLOAT
CAPS LOCKING AND BEER!
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAAAAAAAR!
(AGAIN)
posted by litlnemo at 1:13 PM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
EVERY YEAR I HAVE A DREAM.
I DREAM THAT THE IMG TAG WILL RETURN ON CAPS LOCK DAY FOR ONE, ONE GLORIOUS DAY ON ONE GLORIOUS THREAD.
EVERY YEAR I CONTINUE TO BE DISAPPOINTED.
posted by litlnemo at 1:17 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
I DREAM THAT THE IMG TAG WILL RETURN ON CAPS LOCK DAY FOR ONE, ONE GLORIOUS DAY ON ONE GLORIOUS THREAD.
EVERY YEAR I CONTINUE TO BE DISAPPOINTED.
posted by litlnemo at 1:17 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK MOTHERFUCKERS?
posted by Windigo at 1:44 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Windigo at 1:44 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
COOL STORY BRAH.
posted by Purposeful Grimace at 1:52 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Purposeful Grimace at 1:52 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
AS APPLEBLOSSOM TO CROCUS
TYPIST TO COTTAGE LASS,
PERISHABLE ALIKE, UNLIKE
THE MIDDLECLASS ROSE.
EACH SOUR NOON
SQUEEZED INTO TEASHOPS
DISPLAYS ONE AT LEAST
DELICATE IGNORANT FACE
UNTROUBLED BY
EARTH'S SPINNING
PREOCCUPIED RATHER
BY THE SET OF HER STOCKING.
MEN ARE TIMID,
HOTELS EXPENSIVE,
THE POLICE KEEP
A SHARP EYE ON LANDLADIES.
&MDASH;THE CINEMA, POSTUME
POSTUME, WARM,
IN THE OLD DAYS
BEFORE THIRTY.
posted by kenko at 1:53 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
TYPIST TO COTTAGE LASS,
PERISHABLE ALIKE, UNLIKE
THE MIDDLECLASS ROSE.
EACH SOUR NOON
SQUEEZED INTO TEASHOPS
DISPLAYS ONE AT LEAST
DELICATE IGNORANT FACE
UNTROUBLED BY
EARTH'S SPINNING
PREOCCUPIED RATHER
BY THE SET OF HER STOCKING.
MEN ARE TIMID,
HOTELS EXPENSIVE,
THE POLICE KEEP
A SHARP EYE ON LANDLADIES.
&MDASH;THE CINEMA, POSTUME
POSTUME, WARM,
IN THE OLD DAYS
BEFORE THIRTY.
posted by kenko at 1:53 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
CAPSLOCK BREAKING BAD:
WALT: I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS. ALSO A COMPLETE ASSHOLE, BUT YOU CAN'T LOOK AWAY, CAN YOU
JESSE: YO, BITCH
HANK: I'M RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING BUT NO ONE TAKES ME SERIOUSLY
GUS: I do not speak in capslock.
posted by tzikeh at 1:57 PM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
WALT: I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS. ALSO A COMPLETE ASSHOLE, BUT YOU CAN'T LOOK AWAY, CAN YOU
JESSE: YO, BITCH
HANK: I'M RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING BUT NO ONE TAKES ME SERIOUSLY
GUS: I do not speak in capslock.
posted by tzikeh at 1:57 PM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
STONE COLD CAPPIN.
posted by pianomover at 1:58 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by pianomover at 1:58 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
CORTEX GET UP IN THIS BITCH AND POST SOME CAPS LCOK MARKOV GENERATD WERDS
posted by sarahnade at 2:04 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by sarahnade at 2:04 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
I WOULD LIKE A JAMMIE DODGER, BUT I AM NOT CLEAR ON THE APPROPRIATENESS OF COOKIE CHOICE ON CAPS LOCK DAY. I ASK, YOU, METAFILTER!
posted by sarahnade at 2:07 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by sarahnade at 2:07 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
I'M SORRY I MEANT TO SAY BISCUIT NOT COOKIE.
♔
KEEP CALM
AND
CAPS
LOCK
ON
posted by sarahnade at 2:12 PM on October 22, 2011 [17 favorites]
KEEP CALM
AND
CAPS
LOCK
ON
posted by sarahnade at 2:12 PM on October 22, 2011 [17 favorites]
OCTOBER 22ND WAS MY MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY AND SHE ALWAYS HAD HER CAP LOCK ON!!! SHE IS DEAD NOW BUT I TOASTER HER ON THIS SPECIAL DAY!!!!!!
posted by a humble nudibranch at 2:12 PM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by a humble nudibranch at 2:12 PM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
MMMMMMMMMMM, TOASTER NUDIBRANCH!!!!
posted by kamikazegopher at 2:16 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by kamikazegopher at 2:16 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
The Devil Tesla: "WE MEET A CHARACTER THAT SPEAKS IN DELICIOUS ALL CAPS"
WHAT IS THIS FUN THOU SPEAKEST OF?
posted by idiopath at 2:49 PM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
WHAT IS THIS FUN THOU SPEAKEST OF?
posted by idiopath at 2:49 PM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
I HATE IT WHEN I HAVE TO WORK ON CAPS LOCK DAY I MISS ALL THE FUN
posted by Curious Artificer at 3:19 PM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by Curious Artificer at 3:19 PM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
ONLY 15 MINUTES OF SWEET SWEET CAPS LOCKAGE LEFT HERE IN THE GREENWICH MEAN TIME ZONE.
posted by Pallas Athena at 3:43 PM on October 22, 2011
posted by Pallas Athena at 3:43 PM on October 22, 2011
AND NOW IT IS TIME FOR READING THE SACRED TEXT OF INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY, THE BOOK OF TIME FOR SOME STORIES BY SAINT DAVESECRETARY
posted by Rhaomi at 4:00 PM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
posted by Rhaomi at 4:00 PM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites]
GODDAMMIT JENKINS, I CAPS LOCK'D THOSE URL AND A HREF TAGS
JENKINS, WHAT THE FUCK
posted by Rhaomi at 4:02 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
JENKINS, WHAT THE FUCK
posted by Rhaomi at 4:02 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
(JENKINS IS THE GREMLIN THAT COURIERS MY COMMENTS TO THE INTERNET ESPECIALLY FOR INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY, HE IS NOT ALWAYS GOOD AT HIS JOB)
posted by Rhaomi at 4:03 PM on October 22, 2011
posted by Rhaomi at 4:03 PM on October 22, 2011
YEARS AGO I CAME INTO A SAINT CAPLOCKE'S DAY CELEBRATION, AND IN NON CAPLOCKED TYPE (ARIAL ROUNDED MT BOLD, AS I ROLL) CALLED YOU ALL WEIRDOES. YOU ARE ALL STILL WEIRDOES BUT I GUESS YOU'VE FINALLY MADE A WEIRDO OUT OF ME.
posted by yellowbinder at 4:09 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by yellowbinder at 4:09 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
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STORMTROOPERS, HITTING THE GROUND.
posted by yellowbinder at 4:15 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
STORMTROOPERS, HITTING THE GROUND.
posted by yellowbinder at 4:15 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
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posted by sparkletone at 5:11 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by sparkletone at 5:11 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
MY THEORY WAS ALWAYS THAT GHOSTBUSTERS WANTED THE MICHELIN MAN BUT HE ASKED FOR TOP BILLING AND TOO MUCH MONEY SO THEY WENT WITH THE MARSHMALLOW LOOKALIKE.
posted by idiopath at 5:15 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by idiopath at 5:15 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
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W;WIN IW;INposted by Rhaomi at 5:19 PM on October 22, 2011 [3 favorites] I LOOKED AROUND AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHERE THE POST TITLE COMES FROM
I FEEL OUT OF THE LOOP AND THIS MAKES ME SAD
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT
I FEEL OUT OF THE LOOP AND THIS MAKES ME SAD
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT
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posted by JHarris at 5:29 PM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
posted by JHarris at 5:29 PM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
(OH, AND NICE USE OF THE "IHATEYOUALL" TAG, BTW.)
posted by JHarris at 5:32 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by JHarris at 5:32 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
ZOMG
posted by divabat at 6:18 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by divabat at 6:18 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
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posted by Rock Steady at 6:50 PM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by Rock Steady at 6:50 PM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT
(LOUD NOISES)
posted by His thoughts were red thoughts at 8:14 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
(LOUD NOISES)
posted by His thoughts were red thoughts at 8:14 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SMASH THE STATE CLAP YOUR HANDS
IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SMASH THE STATE CLAP YOUR HANDS
WE ALL SHOULD KNOW OUR RIGHTS
SO HERE'S A SONG WE TRIED TO WRITE
IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SMASH THE STATE CLAP YOUR HANDS
IF YOU'RE ARRESTED BY THE COPS SHUT YOUR MOUTH
IF YOU'RE ARRESTED BY THE COPS SHUT YOUR MOUTH
IF YOU REALLY LOVE YOUR FRIENDS
THEN YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND
IF YOU'RE ARRESTED BY THE COPS SHUT YOUR MOUTH
JUST YOUR BIRTHDAY AND YOUR NAME AND WHERE YOU LIVE
JUST YOUR BIRTHDAY AND YOUR NAME AND WHERE YOU LIVE
IF YOU'RE ARRESTED BY THE PIGS
THEN THAT'S ALL YOU GOTTA GIVE
JUST YOUR BIRTHDAY AND YOUR NAME AND WHERE YOU LIVE
CALL A LAWYER ONCE THEY GOT YOU IN THE SHOP
CALL A LAWYER ONCE THEY GOT YOU IN THE SHOP
THEY SAY THEY'LL MAKE IT STOP
BUT NEVER TRUST A COP
CALL A LAWYER ONCE THEY GOT YOU IN THE SHOP
YOU MIGHT HAVE TO SPEND THE NIGHT BUT THAT'S OKAY
YOU MIGHT HAVE TO SPEND THE NIGHT BUT THAT'S OKAY
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIGN CONDITIONS
IT'S YOUR FREEDOM YOU'LL BE MISSING
YOU MIGHT HAVE TO SPEND THE NIGHT BUT THAT'S OKAY
HAVE A PARTY WITH YOUR FRIENDS WHEN YOU GET OUT
HAVE A PARTY WITH YOUR FRIENDS WHEN YOU GET OUT
YOU CAN CELEBRATE RELEASE
WITH A JOINT OR WITH A FEAST
HAVE A PARTY WITH YOUR FRIENDS WHEN YOU GET OUT
LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR RIGHTS WHEN YOU CAN
LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR RIGHTS WHEN YOU CAN
IN CASE YOU GET ARRESTED
YOU SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN
LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR RIGHTS WHEN YOU CAN
posted by kaibutsu at 8:27 PM on October 22, 2011 [9 favorites]
IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SMASH THE STATE CLAP YOUR HANDS
WE ALL SHOULD KNOW OUR RIGHTS
SO HERE'S A SONG WE TRIED TO WRITE
IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SMASH THE STATE CLAP YOUR HANDS
IF YOU'RE ARRESTED BY THE COPS SHUT YOUR MOUTH
IF YOU'RE ARRESTED BY THE COPS SHUT YOUR MOUTH
IF YOU REALLY LOVE YOUR FRIENDS
THEN YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND
IF YOU'RE ARRESTED BY THE COPS SHUT YOUR MOUTH
JUST YOUR BIRTHDAY AND YOUR NAME AND WHERE YOU LIVE
JUST YOUR BIRTHDAY AND YOUR NAME AND WHERE YOU LIVE
IF YOU'RE ARRESTED BY THE PIGS
THEN THAT'S ALL YOU GOTTA GIVE
JUST YOUR BIRTHDAY AND YOUR NAME AND WHERE YOU LIVE
CALL A LAWYER ONCE THEY GOT YOU IN THE SHOP
CALL A LAWYER ONCE THEY GOT YOU IN THE SHOP
THEY SAY THEY'LL MAKE IT STOP
BUT NEVER TRUST A COP
CALL A LAWYER ONCE THEY GOT YOU IN THE SHOP
YOU MIGHT HAVE TO SPEND THE NIGHT BUT THAT'S OKAY
YOU MIGHT HAVE TO SPEND THE NIGHT BUT THAT'S OKAY
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIGN CONDITIONS
IT'S YOUR FREEDOM YOU'LL BE MISSING
YOU MIGHT HAVE TO SPEND THE NIGHT BUT THAT'S OKAY
HAVE A PARTY WITH YOUR FRIENDS WHEN YOU GET OUT
HAVE A PARTY WITH YOUR FRIENDS WHEN YOU GET OUT
YOU CAN CELEBRATE RELEASE
WITH A JOINT OR WITH A FEAST
HAVE A PARTY WITH YOUR FRIENDS WHEN YOU GET OUT
LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR RIGHTS WHEN YOU CAN
LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR RIGHTS WHEN YOU CAN
IN CASE YOU GET ARRESTED
YOU SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN
LEARN MORE ABOUT YOUR RIGHTS WHEN YOU CAN
posted by kaibutsu at 8:27 PM on October 22, 2011 [9 favorites]
GOOD NIGHT CAPS LOCK DAY
I HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT YEAR
posted by subbes at 8:51 PM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
I HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT YEAR
posted by subbes at 8:51 PM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
HOLY HORSEBALLS I NEARLY MISSED IT
CRISIS AVERTED
posted by maqsarian at 8:58 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
CRISIS AVERTED
posted by maqsarian at 8:58 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
I FEEL REALLY DUMB RIGHT NOW
posted by NoraReed at 10:06 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by NoraReed at 10:06 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
♥
posted by Evernix at 10:18 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by Evernix at 10:18 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
THIS BUNNY HAS BEEN HOPPY FOR SIX YEARS NOW
posted by TheDonF at 10:50 PM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
posted by TheDonF at 10:50 PM on October 22, 2011 [2 favorites]
I AM CURRENTLY BUILDING A RAFT AND WILL BEGIN FLOATING WEST OVER THE PACIFIC VERY SOON SO THAT I MAY CHASE THE CAPSLOCK ALL THE WAY IT IS POSSIBLE OH YEAH WHOS WITH ME
posted by mannequito at 11:14 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by mannequito at 11:14 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
THAT WASN'T HER TOE.
HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW? I DO KNOW THAT NOTHING ABOUT IT INDICATES--
FINE, DUDE. AS IF IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET SOME NAIL POLISH, APPLY IT TO SOMEONE ELSE'S TOE--
YOU WANT A TOE? I CAN GET YOU A TOE, BELIEVE ME.
THERE ARE WAYS, DUDE. YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW ABOUT IT, BELIEVE ME.
I'LL GET YOU A TOE BY THIS AFTERNOON--WITH NAIL POLISH.
THESE FUCKING AMATEURS.
THEY SEND US A TOE, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SHIT OURSELVES WITH FEAR. JESUS CHRIST. MY POINT IS--
WELL THAT'S JUST, THAT'S THE STRESS TALKING, DUDE.
SO FAR WE HAVE WHAT LOOKS TO ME LIKE A SERIES OF VICTIMLESS CRIMES--
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE.
OH, PLEASE DEAR. I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU: THE SUPREME COURT HAS ROUNDLY REJECTED PRIOR RESTRAINT.
LADY, I GOT BUDDIES WHO DIED FACE-DOWN IN THE MUCK SO YOU AND I COULD ENJOY THIS FAMILY RESTAURANT.
DON'T RUN AWAY FROM THIS, DUDE. GODDAMNIT, THIS AFFECTS ALL OF US.
OUR BASIC FREEDOMS.
I'M STAYING. FINISHING MY COFFEE.
FINISHING MY COFFEE.
posted by churl at 11:33 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW? I DO KNOW THAT NOTHING ABOUT IT INDICATES--
FINE, DUDE. AS IF IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET SOME NAIL POLISH, APPLY IT TO SOMEONE ELSE'S TOE--
YOU WANT A TOE? I CAN GET YOU A TOE, BELIEVE ME.
THERE ARE WAYS, DUDE. YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW ABOUT IT, BELIEVE ME.
I'LL GET YOU A TOE BY THIS AFTERNOON--WITH NAIL POLISH.
THESE FUCKING AMATEURS.
THEY SEND US A TOE, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SHIT OURSELVES WITH FEAR. JESUS CHRIST. MY POINT IS--
WELL THAT'S JUST, THAT'S THE STRESS TALKING, DUDE.
SO FAR WE HAVE WHAT LOOKS TO ME LIKE A SERIES OF VICTIMLESS CRIMES--
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE.
OH, PLEASE DEAR. I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU: THE SUPREME COURT HAS ROUNDLY REJECTED PRIOR RESTRAINT.
LADY, I GOT BUDDIES WHO DIED FACE-DOWN IN THE MUCK SO YOU AND I COULD ENJOY THIS FAMILY RESTAURANT.
DON'T RUN AWAY FROM THIS, DUDE. GODDAMNIT, THIS AFFECTS ALL OF US.
OUR BASIC FREEDOMS.
I'M STAYING. FINISHING MY COFFEE.
FINISHING MY COFFEE.
posted by churl at 11:33 PM on October 22, 2011 [1 favorite]
- HANDPUPPETS, APPLAUDE ME!
CLAP, SOCKS!
- LET ME PUT DOWN THESE HEAVY BAGS!
*SACKS PLOP*
- I'M MAILING THIS HEIRLOOM TO MY NEPHEW!
*PACKS CLOCK*
- OFFICER, I FIND YOUR REMARKS INSULTING!
*SLAPS COP*
posted by damo at 11:41 PM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
CLAP, SOCKS!
- LET ME PUT DOWN THESE HEAVY BAGS!
*SACKS PLOP*
- I'M MAILING THIS HEIRLOOM TO MY NEPHEW!
*PACKS CLOCK*
- OFFICER, I FIND YOUR REMARKS INSULTING!
*SLAPS COP*
posted by damo at 11:41 PM on October 22, 2011 [4 favorites]
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-SINCERELY,
ALL PENGUINS FANS
posted by XhaustedProphet at 2:07 AM on October 23, 2011 [1 favorite]
-SINCERELY,
ALL PENGUINS FANS
posted by XhaustedProphet at 2:07 AM on October 23, 2011 [1 favorite]
CAPS: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CAPS: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
posted by gen at 5:46 AM on October 23, 2011 [1 favorite]
CAPS: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
posted by gen at 5:46 AM on October 23, 2011 [1 favorite]
I THINK GODWIN INTERJECTION RAN OUT OF FAVORITES IN THIS THREAD.
posted by idiopath at 1:28 PM on October 23, 2011
posted by idiopath at 1:28 PM on October 23, 2011
THE NAZIS STOLE ALL THE FAVORITES
!!!
posted by maqsarian at 1:35 PM on October 23, 2011 [1 favorite]
!!!
posted by maqsarian at 1:35 PM on October 23, 2011 [1 favorite]
bad news guys, the Others attacked my raft in the night and kidnapped the caps locks
we have to go back!
posted by mannequito at 5:15 PM on October 23, 2011 [1 favorite]
we have to go back!
posted by mannequito at 5:15 PM on October 23, 2011 [1 favorite]
crotchety goat
YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN
posted by maqsarian at 9:39 AM on October 24, 2011 [1 favorite]
YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN
posted by maqsarian at 9:39 AM on October 24, 2011 [1 favorite]
my caps lock doesnt work o wait THERE IT GOES... WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM TOO LATE?
posted by not_on_display at 12:22 PM on October 24, 2011
posted by not_on_display at 12:22 PM on October 24, 2011
CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE!
posted by empatterson at 12:34 PM on November 3, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by empatterson at 12:34 PM on November 3, 2011 [1 favorite]
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