September 27, 2001
5:07 AM Subscribe
In the wake of the 11th, I've heard from people I haven't spoken to in months or even years. Are you reconnecting with old friends? It's easier than you think.
Sorry, this kind of obvious writing brings on only one response, that of a cynical New Yorker: Oh, really? Friends? What a fucking surprise. I thought these people I talk to everyday were only using me for emotional support and beer, but thanks for the heads up on what I can expect on my deathbed. "Friends in Just 15 Minutes a Day." Thank you, Mr. Carnegie. I'm going to make collages for all of *my* friends today. Oh happy happy joy joy! I can't wait for the inevitable part two when we find out about the importance of family. And part three, pets.
posted by Mo Nickels at 6:06 AM on September 27, 2001
posted by Mo Nickels at 6:06 AM on September 27, 2001
I must be a real cynical New Yorker because I laughed out loud at the names of the couple in the opening--Gary and Coleman? Maybe irony is dead.
posted by cowboy_sally at 6:38 AM on September 27, 2001
posted by cowboy_sally at 6:38 AM on September 27, 2001
Flame me if you must, but the 5,300 or so missing and as yet unaccounted for people allows me a pleasant fantasy buffer zone for all sorts of people I'd like to never hear from again. My high school guidance councilor? She could be in there.
I mean, she probably wasn't, but...
posted by dong_resin at 1:46 AM on September 28, 2001
I mean, she probably wasn't, but...
posted by dong_resin at 1:46 AM on September 28, 2001
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[By the way, that's the second consecutive "in the wake of" on the front page. And in the wake of that comment, I think I'll have a cup of tea. Wake me up when it's over.]
posted by pracowity at 5:27 AM on September 27, 2001