Strangely, there are no remixes with Downfall

November 18, 2011 2:08 PM

Nononono cat is displeased. Nononono cat is autotuned. Nononono cat is in Destiny's Child. Nononono cat brings bass. Nononono cat is stuck in a time warp. Nononono cat goes to rehab. Nononono cat plays Tetris, and Mario Brothers. Is this the Nononono cat? No.

Nononono cats have been harmed to make this video, from the description:

My cat of Marchionesses the first time has seen a daughter of my friend.
He so violently shouted all time while it was at us on a visit. It was 7 years ago and didn't repeat any more never. Even when it came to us once again, the cat simply hissed.

Knowknowknowknow your meme.

posted by codacorolla (40 comments total)

the rehab one made me laugh out loud.
posted by fuzzypantalones at 2:20 PM on November 18, 2011 [3 favorites]

No 2 Unlimited?

Surely an oversight.
posted by Jehan at 2:29 PM on November 18, 2011 [4 favorites]

The poor thing (first video). You can see it tremble in fear.
posted by infini at 2:30 PM on November 18, 2011 [1 favorite]

Remember when the internet was full of porn instead of cats?
posted by chairface at 2:43 PM on November 18, 2011 [2 favorites]

> Remember when the internet was full of porn instead of cats?

NO NO NO NO
posted by milnak at 2:45 PM on November 18, 2011 [16 favorites]

Jesus, guy, stop petting. No means no.
posted by saturday_morning at 2:50 PM on November 18, 2011 [2 favorites]

NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
posted by oulipian at 2:52 PM on November 18, 2011

Nononono cat meets Nyan Cat
posted by honest knave at 2:53 PM on November 18, 2011 [2 favorites]

NoNoNoNo cat needs to hook up with Dubstep Dog. I would totally buy that joint.
posted by bpm140 at 2:56 PM on November 18, 2011

I can't believe I missed the Nononono cat joining Third Eye Blind.
posted by codacorolla at 2:58 PM on November 18, 2011

Needs a Ringo Starr remix.
posted by maudlin at 3:00 PM on November 18, 2011

@chairface you mean yesterday?
posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 3:01 PM on November 18, 2011

This techno remix of Nononono cat is *great*
posted by honest knave at 3:02 PM on November 18, 2011 [1 favorite]

NoNoNoNo/NyaNyaNyaNya hybrid cat
posted by filthy light thief at 3:02 PM on November 18, 2011

No 2 Unlimited?

Surely an oversight.

Indeed
posted by bpm140 at 3:06 PM on November 18, 2011 [4 favorites]

It's funny how some cats can be in a state of extreme freakout and still totally ignore authorized people petting them. Mine will be on the table calling the vet all kinds of names and she's still perfectly fine with me scritching her ears.
posted by restless_nomad at 3:08 PM on November 18, 2011 [6 favorites]

Indeed yt
posted by bpm140 at 11:06 PM on November 18 [+] [!]

I love you.
posted by Jehan at 3:18 PM on November 18, 2011

I laugh at cat memes all the time.

However, this kind of freaky behaviour is exactly why I'm sorta terrified of cats.
posted by dumdidumdum at 3:27 PM on November 18, 2011

I want to see No Cat autotuned and edited to sound like Trololo.

"Indeed, I am not glad that I finally am returning home, no"
posted by infinitewindow at 3:36 PM on November 18, 2011

Coming soon: Hitler learns of Nononono Cat... On a scale of one to ten, I give it a NEIN!!!!
posted by evilmidnightbomberwhatbombsatmidnight at 3:36 PM on November 18, 2011 [1 favorite]

What about the daughter could have been freaking the cat out so much? Serious question.
posted by christopherious at 3:37 PM on November 18, 2011 [2 favorites]

when i saw this i was wondering if that cat had like eaten something sharp and it was hurting its guts. i'm assuming that wasn't the case?
posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 3:45 PM on November 18, 2011

What about the daughter could have been freaking the cat out so much? Serious question.
posted by christopherious at 3:37 PM on November 18 [+] [!]

Smells. I had two cats, one ran away, we found him and brought him back. He smelled like Chicago alley. The other cat hissed, growled, scratched at and hid from him until we gave him a bath. Then they cuddled and went to sleep.
posted by FirstMateKate at 3:49 PM on November 18, 2011

Two nights ago on Jay Leno: Copy Cats.
posted by ericb at 3:51 PM on November 18, 2011 [1 favorite]

Christopherious, from what I gather it was the first time the cat had seen a child and it basically lost it's shit about how weirdly proportioned and small the strange human was.
posted by Iteki at 3:51 PM on November 18, 2011 [2 favorites]

I think my housemates finally understand MetaFilter.
posted by iamkimiam at 3:53 PM on November 18, 2011 [2 favorites]

> Nononono cat meets Nyan Cat

ZOMBIE JOSEPH BEUYS GET OUT OF THERE. YOU ARE NOT A CAT YOU ARE CONCEPTUAL ARTIST AND THEORIST.
posted by ardgedee at 4:02 PM on November 18, 2011 [7 favorites]

i'm assuming that wasn't the case?

I really hope not. I watched this a while back and I'm fairly certain the guy has a bunch of other videos of Nonono, whose name I think is Marichoness or something, and it seems to be a loved and well cared-for creature, and I would only have to go ahead and assume that if it was in any kind of pain or trouble, he would have sorted it out.
posted by tumid dahlia at 4:30 PM on November 18, 2011

From what I understood from the caption in the first video, the cat met a friend's daughter who was visiting and she screamed and hollered at the cat that it was traumatized. 7 years later when this person visited the house again, this was the response of the cat.
posted by infini at 4:45 PM on November 18, 2011

This is like what would happen if Molly Bloom was in Backwards World. And a cat.
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:19 PM on November 18, 2011 [1 favorite]

infini, I believe it to mean that *the cat* shouted, not the daughter. Also that the cat hasn't made this noise in the 7 years since this video was taken.
posted by seiryuu at 5:19 PM on November 18, 2011

When I was a kid we had a cat that, right before barfing, would say something that sounded like "onion, onion, onion" with increasing intensity. Onion, OnION, ONION!!!! If you heard that you knew you either had to go battle cat vomit or pretend you did not hear it and avoid said cat cleanup. It was both creepy and fantastic.

ONION
posted by Belle O'Cosity at 5:49 PM on November 18, 2011 [6 favorites]

I want to see No Cat autotuned and edited to sound like Trololo.



You're thinking of this cat.
posted by louche mustachio at 6:21 PM on November 18, 2011 [21 favorites]

> However, this kind of freaky behaviour is exactly why I'm sorta terrified of cats children.

Fixed that for me.
posted by scruss at 7:14 PM on November 18, 2011 [1 favorite]

louche mustachio, that was the best ever!
posted by Belle O'Cosity at 7:24 PM on November 18, 2011

That was freaky as hell. I've never heard a cat sound like that. He/she certainly looked terrified though. Those remixes were about as funny as dick cancer.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 12:08 AM on November 19, 2011 [1 favorite]

That was freaky as hell. I've never heard a cat sound like that.

Hang out with our cats for a few days. My cat has said what sounded very much like my name on at least two occasions. The first time I was so weirded out I think we had a twenty minute staring contest.

Nobody won.
posted by louche mustachio at 2:56 AM on November 19, 2011

dick cancer

is it wrong that that made me laugh?
posted by Hartham's Hugging Robots at 5:31 AM on November 19, 2011

yes and so did i.
posted by louche mustachio at 7:00 AM on November 19, 2011

My parent's cat sounds like a yelling child right before she gets sick. The first time I heard this I was pet sitting their house. The house next door runs a daycare, & I freaked out, thinking a kid had hurt themselves in the yard. Nope, just a yakkety cat.
posted by broken wheelchair at 12:26 PM on November 19, 2011