Pardoning Thanksgiving Turkeys
November 25, 2011 12:24 PM   Subscribe

 


i don't understand how someone might write at such length about presidential pardons of turkeys and not present the fact that during the nixon administration a very frisky and unappreciative turkey was subjected to having his feet nailed to a table to make him cooperate with the cameraman. also, didn't a turkey bite off george bush's dick at one of these events?
posted by kitchenrat at 1:08 PM on November 25, 2011 [2 favorites]


didn't a turkey bite off george bush's dick at one of these events?

I think it was just a love bite.
posted by homunculus at 1:23 PM on November 25, 2011


didn't a turkey bite off george bush's dick at one of these events?

No, it was just a beautiful dream.
posted by Trurl at 1:32 PM on November 25, 2011 [3 favorites]


I'm not sure how to feel about this. *holds up a lighter in the air on general principles*
posted by freebird at 2:03 PM on November 25, 2011 [2 favorites]


...didn't a turkey bite off george bush's dick at one of these events?

No, Chaney did that, right after the inauguration.
posted by Splunge at 2:20 PM on November 25, 2011


Freebirds

...and this bird you cannot baaaay-aste,
lord knows, I can't baste...
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:35 PM on November 25, 2011


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