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December 9, 2011 3:33 AM Subscribe
I feel bad for Sad Gizmo.
posted by XhaustedProphet at 3:49 AM on December 9, 2011
posted by XhaustedProphet at 3:49 AM on December 9, 2011
Gizmo used to look cute but with all that bad plastic surgery even the gremlins are starting to look better. Some people just can't handle fame.
posted by Foci for Analysis at 4:08 AM on December 9, 2011
posted by Foci for Analysis at 4:08 AM on December 9, 2011
Does what it says on the tin, but these are not the gizmos I was expecting.
posted by KGMoney at 4:50 AM on December 9, 2011
posted by KGMoney at 4:50 AM on December 9, 2011
The eyes, what on earth is wrong with so many of their eyes?
posted by arcticseal at 5:29 AM on December 9, 2011
posted by arcticseal at 5:29 AM on December 9, 2011
This is a good example of how putting eyes on anything will make me feel sorry for it—even the crappy-looking ones, I think, oh no, who's going to buy you?
posted by theredpen at 5:31 AM on December 9, 2011
posted by theredpen at 5:31 AM on December 9, 2011
Gremlins was released in 1984, so it's nearly 30 years old. I'm surprised anyone's still making tie-in merchandise. I'm surprised anyone's still buying it.
Is Ebay also full of illicit Terminator toys, bootleg Ghostbusters toys, etc?
posted by Western Infidels at 6:26 AM on December 9, 2011
Is Ebay also full of illicit Terminator toys, bootleg Ghostbusters toys, etc?
posted by Western Infidels at 6:26 AM on December 9, 2011
Witnesses report that the suspect drove a pink, Malibu Barbie convertible erratically, though at very low speeds, causing severe damage to a retail store. He potentially faces charges of reckless endangerment of property, criminal mischief and driving without a license.
posted by Terminal Verbosity at 6:55 AM on December 9, 2011
posted by Terminal Verbosity at 6:55 AM on December 9, 2011
even the crappy-looking ones, I think, oh no, who's going to buy you?
It's a little silly, but I always feel bad for cheaply-made products. Poor inanimate object, no one really wants you and you're going to break in a few weeks, but it's not your fault!
posted by Metroid Baby at 9:38 AM on December 9, 2011
It's a little silly, but I always feel bad for cheaply-made products. Poor inanimate object, no one really wants you and you're going to break in a few weeks, but it's not your fault!
posted by Metroid Baby at 9:38 AM on December 9, 2011
That was... not what I thought it'd be.
posted by lumpenprole at 11:32 AM on December 9, 2011
posted by lumpenprole at 11:32 AM on December 9, 2011
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