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December 12, 2011 4:33 PM   Subscribe

Shit Girls Say (SLYT)
posted by SkylitDrawl (20 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: This is annoying everyone and not very good to boot. -- jessamyn



 
Good use of the wildgeneralizations tag.
posted by thsmchnekllsfascists at 4:45 PM on December 12, 2011


Accurate and well acted. Reminds of the old Harvard Sailing Team "Boys will be girls" video.
posted by 2bucksplus at 4:46 PM on December 12, 2011


I misread that as "Shit Girl Says." I wanted to hear what Shit Girl had to say!
posted by MaryDellamorte at 4:48 PM on December 12, 2011 [1 favorite]


I laughed. Then I mentally checked to see how much of that shit this girl says.

(I'm good.)
posted by sm1tten at 4:49 PM on December 12, 2011


They totally left out "Ugh, I'm on my period" and "These shoes hurt my feet" and "I wonder if it's on sale." Maybe that's in part two, when the release the companion video, "Shit guys do"...a photo montage of socks on floors, wandering eyes, and objects without caps.

Stereotypes are fun!
posted by iamkimiam at 5:01 PM on December 12, 2011


Wait! I say all those things, too!
posted by elmer benson at 5:03 PM on December 12, 2011


I was hoping for more Juliette Lewis and less something-other-than-Juliette Lewis.

And I'm not even talking about the video.
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 5:07 PM on December 12, 2011 [1 favorite]


They also left out "You keep making fun of women and I'm going to take this wig off and beat the crap out of you."
posted by tomswift at 5:14 PM on December 12, 2011


reminded me of SHOES.
posted by OnTheLastCastle at 5:16 PM on December 12, 2011


no women in my life talk about this. the last woman in my life i talked to talked about how much she wanted to kill children, and the woman before that was about some money thing, and the one before that was reminding me of a academic lunch, and the one before told me she was picking someone up from the airport, and the one before that about weekend plans.
posted by PinkMoose at 5:32 PM on December 12, 2011


Some of these, I think, give some interesting insight into how girls are socialized differently from boys. Towards the beginning, almost all of the "shit" has to do with sharing. Sharing tasks ("Hey, can you get my purse?"), sharing thought processes ("Oh, what's my password again!"), sharing experiences ("Let me read you this e-mail!"), etc. This, apparently, is a feminine thing to do, implying that boys are socialized to not do this. If that's true, it makes me really sad for all the little boys being taught (implicitly or explicitly) that sharing is too girly for them.

And then, as the video goes on, it just turns into stupider cliches. I've never in my life seen two women go up to each other, bounce in place while clasping arms, and screech.
posted by meese at 5:37 PM on December 12, 2011 [1 favorite]


"Sharing tasks" and "sharing thought processes" would be better described as delegating chores.
posted by esprit de l'escalier at 5:40 PM on December 12, 2011 [2 favorites]


I've never in my life seen two women go up to each other, bounce in place while clasping arms, and screech.

Based on this I intuit that you have not spent much time on or near a major college campus.
posted by Tomorrowful at 5:45 PM on December 12, 2011 [3 favorites]


I know, right??
posted by katillathehun at 5:50 PM on December 12, 2011


I look forward to the reasonable, educational and enlightening conversation this link is sure to spawn!
posted by nathancaswell at 5:53 PM on December 12, 2011


But why was there Juliette Lewis? But why?
posted by Diablevert at 5:56 PM on December 12, 2011


This is maybe the most sexist thing I've seen on Metafilter since, well, a hell of a long time.

It's not funny. It's not what girls really say. Saying it all as a guy dressed in drag is the moral equivalent of blackface.

Oh, and girl is a child. Adult females are generally referred to as women.

Yeah, I know, I should FIAMO. But this is worth calling out.
posted by FfejL at 5:56 PM on December 12, 2011 [4 favorites]


Shit girls date.
posted by Sys Rq at 6:05 PM on December 12, 2011


It's funny, I laughed. I liked the eating potato chips bit at the end -- wildly funny to me.

Has that shit ever come out of this girl's mouth? Sure, yeah, but that doesn't mean shit about who I am as a person. Even if I can relate to some degree about what they're poking fun of, it's not who I am or what I do, nor does it demean me in any way.
posted by loquat at 6:19 PM on December 12, 2011


How many Metafilter users does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny and I'll explain why.....
posted by AzzaMcKazza at 6:24 PM on December 12, 2011 [6 favorites]


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