Cop uses helicopter for doughnut run,
October 5, 2001 8:00 PM Subscribe
Cop uses helicopter for doughnut run, gets investigated. Any real life incident involving cops & doughnuts is farcical. But should this guy be disciplined? Cops use their cruisers for this purpose all the time. Maybe he shouldn't have had the pilot land in a open field, though. Also debatable: why am I reading about cops & doughnuts at 11pm on a Fri. night?
Aside from the "neighbors shitting bricks as visions of Apocolypse Now dance through their heads" aspect, I don't see the problem.
posted by Optamystic at 8:09 PM on October 5, 2001
posted by Optamystic at 8:09 PM on October 5, 2001
upon landing the officers stormed the counter and commanded; "Hot doughnuts, NOW!"
posted by hotdoughnutsnow at 8:10 PM on October 5, 2001
posted by hotdoughnutsnow at 8:10 PM on October 5, 2001
well, the problem is that helicopter cost taxpayers 80$ an hour.
posted by jcterminal at 8:11 PM on October 5, 2001
posted by jcterminal at 8:11 PM on October 5, 2001
The officer and the civilian pilot were on night patrol over the city in a Kiowa OH-58 helicopter when they landed in a vacant lot next to a Krispy Kreme doughnut store around 1 a.m. (3 a.m. EDT) on Thursday morning.
Farbeit from me to defend a cop, but they were already in the chopper. They just landed and got some grub. What's the big deal?
posted by Optamystic at 8:15 PM on October 5, 2001
Farbeit from me to defend a cop, but they were already in the chopper. They just landed and got some grub. What's the big deal?
posted by Optamystic at 8:15 PM on October 5, 2001
>They just landed and got some grub.
I imagine that the issue will center around landing a helicopter in an unapproved area. Landing in a un-surveyed civilian area in anything other than wartime seems a tad renegade to me. The backwash from the rotors adds value though, no need to worry about powdered sugar all over your pants.
posted by machaus at 8:30 PM on October 5, 2001
I imagine that the issue will center around landing a helicopter in an unapproved area. Landing in a un-surveyed civilian area in anything other than wartime seems a tad renegade to me. The backwash from the rotors adds value though, no need to worry about powdered sugar all over your pants.
posted by machaus at 8:30 PM on October 5, 2001
Okay, I'll agree that it's a tad renegade. But we're talking about Krispy freakin' Kreme, here. Conventional rules do not apply. Also, if the guy gets fired, Krispy Kreme should hire him to do a commercial. Kind of like those Subway commercials with Nathan, King of the Dork Tribe, only not as annoying.
posted by Optamystic at 8:44 PM on October 5, 2001
posted by Optamystic at 8:44 PM on October 5, 2001
Oops. He's still a wanker.
posted by Optamystic at 9:04 PM on October 5, 2001
posted by Optamystic at 9:04 PM on October 5, 2001
For your pleasure:
The Mefi Sheriff about to land his choppers on a few of those Krispy Kreme's
Can't you just hear a Homer Simpson voice-over??
posted by fooljay at 9:06 PM on October 5, 2001
The Mefi Sheriff about to land his choppers on a few of those Krispy Kreme's
Can't you just hear a Homer Simpson voice-over??
posted by fooljay at 9:06 PM on October 5, 2001
What, you mean that Krispy Kreme didn't have a fly through window?
posted by MAYORBOB at 9:18 PM on October 5, 2001
posted by MAYORBOB at 9:18 PM on October 5, 2001
Agreed with Optamystic... if I could get a copter to deliver hot krispy kreme to me... I'd be a happy man. The Dunkin Doughnuts I'm stuck with living in Boston just don't cut it.
posted by louie at 1:23 AM on October 6, 2001
posted by louie at 1:23 AM on October 6, 2001
a sackable offense in most organisations.
mis-use of resources for personal reasons.
if you can't trust someone to do their job, then they are not a reliable employee.
plenty of people have been sacked for far lesser offences.
quite apart form the abuse of public trust.
they are supposed to serve the public, not their stomachs.
sends out the message 'get away with what you can'.
two uk policemen used their van as a molestation post, where they took girls after expelling them from pubs and clubs for being underage. can't find a link at present.
lead by example.
posted by asok at 5:12 AM on October 6, 2001
mis-use of resources for personal reasons.
if you can't trust someone to do their job, then they are not a reliable employee.
plenty of people have been sacked for far lesser offences.
quite apart form the abuse of public trust.
they are supposed to serve the public, not their stomachs.
sends out the message 'get away with what you can'.
two uk policemen used their van as a molestation post, where they took girls after expelling them from pubs and clubs for being underage. can't find a link at present.
lead by example.
posted by asok at 5:12 AM on October 6, 2001
two uk policemen used their van as a molestation post, where they took girls after expelling them from pubs and clubs for being underage.
DUDE! Party foul! Here I am, laughing about pastry, and you gotta go and bring me down, man...
posted by ColdChef at 6:45 AM on October 6, 2001
DUDE! Party foul! Here I am, laughing about pastry, and you gotta go and bring me down, man...
posted by ColdChef at 6:45 AM on October 6, 2001
"I don't know whose brain child it was, but it's quite an ugly child,'' he [the department spokesman] said.
LOL
At a locally Dunkin Doughnuts I frequent some arse grabbed the counter person's tip cup and ran. He didn't notice the cop's in the queue behind him. Needless to say he didn't get far.
posted by DBAPaul at 7:57 AM on October 6, 2001
LOL
At a locally Dunkin Doughnuts I frequent some arse grabbed the counter person's tip cup and ran. He didn't notice the cop's in the queue behind him. Needless to say he didn't get far.
posted by DBAPaul at 7:57 AM on October 6, 2001
I once grabbed a girl's tin cup at a club, she slapped me.
posted by hotdoughnutsnow at 8:12 AM on October 6, 2001
posted by hotdoughnutsnow at 8:12 AM on October 6, 2001
Here in Lexington ky the cops are not allowed to buy doughnuts, while on duity. seriously.
Nor can they wear mirrored sun glasses (the gold rim kind).
I think its kind of funny.... but I understand it.
posted by tomplus2 at 10:01 AM on October 6, 2001
Nor can they wear mirrored sun glasses (the gold rim kind).
I think its kind of funny.... but I understand it.
posted by tomplus2 at 10:01 AM on October 6, 2001
two uk policemen used their van as a molestation post
"I'll take "Mystifyingly Braindead Analogies" for $1000, Alex".
posted by Optamystic at 10:05 AM on October 6, 2001
"I'll take "Mystifyingly Braindead Analogies" for $1000, Alex".
posted by Optamystic at 10:05 AM on October 6, 2001
Um. This helicopter costs $80/hr. This article doesn't mention it, but the article previously posted here on this subject explains that they spent about fifteen minutes getting the doughnuts. That's a whopping $20 of taxpayer money wasted on buying doughnuts. Wow, I'm so impressed. What a waste of money. Yeah, whatever.
-Mars
posted by Mars Saxman at 11:33 AM on October 6, 2001
-Mars
posted by Mars Saxman at 11:33 AM on October 6, 2001
Chief Wiggam: "Nice landing lou. What da ya boys want, danish? i love the danish"
posted by newnameintown at 12:16 PM on October 6, 2001
posted by newnameintown at 12:16 PM on October 6, 2001
That's a whopping $20 of taxpayer money wasted on buying doughnuts.
It was probably five times what the doughnuts cost, in any case. Now that's what I call a shipping and handling overcharge.
posted by kindall at 12:47 PM on October 6, 2001
It was probably five times what the doughnuts cost, in any case. Now that's what I call a shipping and handling overcharge.
posted by kindall at 12:47 PM on October 6, 2001
It's Dunkin Donuts... Not Doughnuts... Jeez...
And having lived in both Boston and Los Angeles, Krispy Kremes kick the shit out of the old DD every day of the week
posted by davros42 at 4:33 PM on October 6, 2001
And having lived in both Boston and Los Angeles, Krispy Kremes kick the shit out of the old DD every day of the week
posted by davros42 at 4:33 PM on October 6, 2001
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