Look at what you did, Internet, you made Ralph Fiennes blush
January 22, 2012 7:27 AM   Subscribe

Tony Award winner, BAFTA winner, and multiple Oscar nominee Ralph Fiennes reads briefly aloud from a Voldemort/Harry slashfic entitled "Broken Innocence," by Jaden Kelly. (SLYT for nerds, no redeeming social value) (via)
posted by Countess Elena (22 comments total) 13 users marked this as a favorite
 
Evil! Um... I mean, I hope it's PG rated at the most.

/slasher
posted by ZeroAmbition at 7:43 AM on January 22, 2012


"If this is wrong, then I don't want to be right," said Harry.
posted by cjorgensen at 7:51 AM on January 22, 2012 [3 favorites]


In a similar vein: I've always loved this clip of David Tennant's reaction to hearing excerpts from Doctor Who fanfic.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 7:54 AM on January 22, 2012 [12 favorites]


"Your wand is long and thicker than most, hard as aged oak and just as noble" moaned Harry.
posted by nathancaswell at 7:55 AM on January 22, 2012


Well, so much for that. -_-

*slinks away to read some Legolas/Gimli*
posted by ZeroAmbition at 7:58 AM on January 22, 2012


"Commensus Analingus!" intoned Voldemort, shaking his massive wand.
posted by nathancaswell at 7:59 AM on January 22, 2012 [9 favorites]


But, but I thought it is ALWAYS better with an English accent! Has public TV deceived me?!
posted by jadepearl at 8:07 AM on January 22, 2012


This is just disturbing on so many levels.
posted by obeetaybee at 8:22 AM on January 22, 2012


TV tropes has en entire entry about people, in character or otherwise, finding out there is fanfiction of them.

"Quentin Tarantino and Eli Roth both discovered all the Fan Fics and Rule 34 of Inglourious Basterds, and were ecstatic about it. And decided to forward as many fanfics to their parents as possible. Before discussing how unrealistic they are. ("Everyone knows that the Bear Jew is a pitcher, not a catcher.") "
posted by The Whelk at 8:26 AM on January 22, 2012 [3 favorites]


I'll listen to Fiennes say anything . . . except that.
posted by goofyfoot at 8:30 AM on January 22, 2012 [1 favorite]


Was it on Metafilter that I first learned of Dobby/Sorting Hat slash? Because that's haunted me for years.
posted by piedmont at 8:36 AM on January 22, 2012 [3 favorites]


Sorting Hat gives awesome head
posted by nathancaswell at 8:38 AM on January 22, 2012 [5 favorites]


But, but I thought it is ALWAYS better with an English accent! Has public TV deceived me?!

More for me! Although I have to admit the cheesy music played up the comic aspect of it. As did the fact he was in in his jammies.
posted by immlass at 9:21 AM on January 22, 2012


Andy Cohen's teeth are unnerving, BTW.
posted by The Whelk at 10:01 AM on January 22, 2012


That could have done with a NSFW tag or something similar to protect my innocence.
posted by StephenF at 10:35 AM on January 22, 2012


Sorting is a choice.
posted by Willfull at 10:53 AM on January 22, 2012 [1 favorite]


Why are they all wearing pyjamas?
posted by hudders at 12:26 PM on January 22, 2012


Sorting hat slash?
I don't even... I...
I'll be in my bunk.
posted by Gordafarin at 12:40 PM on January 22, 2012 [4 favorites]


This is the perfect thread to remind you perverted Dirty Potter fans that his new episode is out!

Fuckbeak and Friends!
posted by ReeMonster at 1:27 PM on January 22, 2012


I sure as hell didn't read it, but I did once stumble across a link to fic between Captain Jack Harkness and the 10th Doctor's severed hand.
posted by crossoverman at 6:13 PM on January 22, 2012 [4 favorites]


I did once stumble across a link to fic between Captain Jack Harkness and the 10th Doctor's severed hand.

I wonder what it says of me that my surprise at this is only mild.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 10:38 AM on January 23, 2012 [2 favorites]


Ha, if I have learned anything, is that in the US an English accent is always a plus even if it is not posh, or toffee.
posted by jadepearl at 6:41 PM on January 23, 2012


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