February 3, 2012 6:33 AM   Subscribe

Sheets! The new way. To do what exactly I do not know.
posted by Meatbomb (5 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: I get that the acid/energy thing is amusing in the abstract, but without a bit more to go on this just looks like a "look at this ad" post. -- jessamyn


Or, y'know, eat some fucking fruit and vegetables and get some exercise.
posted by GallonOfAlan at 6:36 AM on February 3, 2012 [1 favorite]

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posted by charred husk at 6:37 AM on February 3, 2012

If it doesn't have any calories in it then it doesn't give you energy. Trying to claim that caffeine preventing you from sleeping is the same as giving you energy is a lie.
posted by MUD at 6:40 AM on February 3, 2012

I'm not sure a single link to an ad for something sold at the counter of convenience stores is "best of the web."
posted by xingcat at 6:40 AM on February 3, 2012

I wouldn't have even clicked if I hadn't heard "sheets!" in Aziz Ansari's voice in my head.
posted by cashman at 6:41 AM on February 3, 2012

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