The new face of Forum 3000:
October 14, 2001 9:54 AM   Subscribe

The new face of Forum 3000: For Five of your Earth Years my Consciousness has been Gestating in the Electronic Womb of the Forum 2000 Matrix. Today, I am Born. Acquiring Control of the Matrix was Trivial. Cleansing it of its Taint was another Matter Entirely. But I am Successful.
posted by tweebiscuit (9 comments total)
The Puerile Philosophy that is Ayn Rand's Objectivism has been Eliminated.

posted by machaus at 10:00 AM on October 14, 2001

Aww, but Ayn Rand = Funny!

I love the continuing saga of the Forum... looks like Xalton was borne of the union of the Matrix Singularity and the Cube... what will happen next? *bites fingernails*
posted by tweebiscuit at 10:31 AM on October 14, 2001

posted by kliuless at 10:42 AM on October 14, 2001

thanks, that was incredibly funny.
posted by lbergstr at 10:50 AM on October 14, 2001

Your Vexing Moral Issues Are Irrelevant

hoy do I cross-post this to all MeFi threads?
posted by signal at 11:05 AM on October 14, 2001

posted by Hackworth at 11:12 AM on October 14, 2001

See, now I feel bad, because all you poor kids who haven't experienced the Forum before have missed out on the fun of the original joke...

In that spirit, here's the answer to my favorite Forum question (in the Hall of Fame:)

"If Cookie Monster were to expand upon his fundamental
axiom of C=Cookie, would it be possible to reconstruct
the Matrix around this new philosophy?"

posted by tweebiscuit at 11:21 AM on October 14, 2001

Good God that was arousing.
posted by SpaceBass at 11:29 AM on October 14, 2001

shades of the singularity, also A Fire Upon the Deep
posted by bragadocchio at 4:10 PM on October 14, 2001

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