I'll show you the life of the mind

April 7, 2012 9:52 PM

Just a SLTumblr containing John Goodman's face on anime girls. Some images NSFW.
posted by hellojed (40 comments total)

Adderall is a helluva drug
posted by The Whelk at 9:56 PM on April 7, 2012 [6 favorites]

LOOK UPON ME

I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND

I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND

I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND

I WILL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND
posted by shakespeherian at 10:06 PM on April 7, 2012 [10 favorites]

Can't unsee.
posted by Stoatfarm at 10:06 PM on April 7, 2012

This is so much better than it has any right to be.
posted by not_on_display at 10:06 PM on April 7, 2012

This is the weirdest boner.
posted by kafziel at 10:08 PM on April 7, 2012 [2 favorites]

OVER THE LINE!!!
posted by ShutterBun at 10:10 PM on April 7, 2012 [4 favorites]

I've been... going through some things.
posted by codacorolla at 10:11 PM on April 7, 2012

Some images NSFW.

Because, presumably, you work at sanity.
posted by Artw at 10:16 PM on April 7, 2012 [23 favorites]

Needs more Folgers.
posted by arcticseal at 10:21 PM on April 7, 2012

This is my fetish and now I'll never be elected president.
posted by TwelveTwo at 10:23 PM on April 7, 2012 [2 favorites]

Dammit, I need to stop saying "Well now I've seen everything" because every time I do, someone from Tumblr invariably shows up and proves me wrong.
posted by Spatch at 10:25 PM on April 7, 2012 [3 favorites]

Yeah, let's not tempt the universe with that phrase. I don't think we would survive a mutation of this Tumblr that incoporates tentacles in the ways you would expect them to be incorporated.
posted by Iosephus at 10:30 PM on April 7, 2012

Once again, tumblr proves that just because something CAN be done, it doesn't mean it SHOULD be done.
posted by oneswellfoop at 10:37 PM on April 7, 2012 [3 favorites]

hey, how about you all stop talking trash about John Goodman's Face on Anime Girl's Bodies. Some people just look that way, you know? Or, more likely, some people think it looks good, yeah? Or, much more likely, don't feed the trolls, yo!
posted by rebent at 10:47 PM on April 7, 2012

curious collage.
posted by Meatafoecure at 10:48 PM on April 7, 2012

I have zero ability to discern, either in photos or real life, which guys are total babes and which guys are "just OK" looking (obviously, to the world-at-large). It's weird.

One consequence is I find photos of "interesting-looking" people like John Goodman much more compelling than, say, the photo of that marathon running guy who has tumblr in heat at the moment.

/random
posted by maxwelton at 10:50 PM on April 7, 2012

The internet has just been vaccinated againt anime.
posted by benzenedream at 10:51 PM on April 7, 2012 [2 favorites]

Also happy someone brought this up.
posted by Meatafoecure at 10:51 PM on April 7, 2012

I imagine John Goodman, while not conventionally attractive, would be an intelligent and generous lover.
posted by PinkMoose at 10:57 PM on April 7, 2012 [16 favorites]

Oh, internet. <3 <3 <3
posted by jason_steakums at 11:02 PM on April 7, 2012

Also, someone (a lot of people) should send him this on Twitter, if he has a Twitter. If he doesn't then send it to Dan Harmon.
posted by codacorolla at 11:03 PM on April 7, 2012

So, Awesome + Awesome = Awesome²


Awesome.
posted by Pogo_Fuzzybutt at 11:03 PM on April 7, 2012

what am i even looking at

halp
posted by elizardbits at 11:16 PM on April 7, 2012

not enough people have seen barton fink
posted by shakespeherian at 11:31 PM on April 7, 2012 [6 favorites]

Me, looking at this:

Why?

WHY?

WHyyyyy?

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?

Why? WHY?!?

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????


+1, best of the web, in a horrible horrible way I really don't want to think about.
posted by egypturnash at 11:32 PM on April 7, 2012

This one is my favorite
posted by hellojed at 11:34 PM on April 7, 2012

If you need anything, my name is Chet!

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posted by shakespeherian at 11:36 PM on April 7, 2012 [6 favorites]

This is extremely silly. I love it.
posted by h00py at 2:12 AM on April 8, 2012

This is dangerously close to beating Tom Selek Waterfall Sandwich as my favorite internet... thing. Close.
posted by littlesq at 4:04 AM on April 8, 2012 [3 favorites]

Ok, I was expecting to find this dumb and stupid. But, whoever put this together did such a great job of selecting pics of him with just exactly the right facial expressions that these mashups really work for me.
posted by marsha56 at 4:22 AM on April 8, 2012

That's odd, it should have worn off by now...
posted by Devonian at 6:02 AM on April 8, 2012 [1 favorite]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!
posted by Fizz at 6:03 AM on April 8, 2012 [4 favorites]

Ok, I was expecting to find this dumb and stupid. But, whoever put this together did such a great job of selecting pics of him with just exactly the right facial expressions that these mashups really work for me.

Just so you know, we would have accepted "dumb and stupid" just as well.
posted by ShutterBun at 6:13 AM on April 8, 2012

You can't just put photos of whatever head on any cartoon body and post it on the internet. This isn't 'Nam. There are rules.
posted by The Winsome Parker Lewis at 6:29 AM on April 8, 2012 [4 favorites]

We've hit the limit of Rule 34, haven't we?
posted by Thorzdad at 6:45 AM on April 8, 2012 [1 favorite]

You click that link, my friend, and you are entering a world of pain. A world of pain.
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 7:55 AM on April 8, 2012 [2 favorites]

God help me, Tumblr is the technology I just. Don't. Get.

I really thought I'd reach this point when my daughter asked me for her first brain implant. Or a flux capacitor. Instead, I'm 38, and I've already reached the end of my tech rope. This saddens and pains me.
posted by RakDaddy at 8:03 AM on April 8, 2012

Y'know, this type of shit almost vindicates the dude who married a pillow. Never..thought...I'd..say..that.
posted by obscurator at 8:22 AM on April 8, 2012

Metafilter: Welcome to the ass end of the internet.
posted by domnit at 9:31 AM on April 8, 2012

I have had a theory for a long time: John Goodman makes everything better. The Roseanne show: wouln't have been as good without him. Raising Arizona? Very funny, but often largely because of him. King Ralph? That movie should have been awful but because it was John Goodman it was actually pretty funny. John Goodman makes everything better.

Not sure what this does to my theory.
posted by Cookiebastard at 9:47 AM on April 8, 2012 [2 favorites]