July 2, 2012 6:15 AM   Subscribe

Click Your Way Through the Impossibly Average World of the Workplace! Choose Your Own Adventure: Office Edition [via]
posted by quin (13 comments total) 10 users marked this as a favorite
That was a great way to let me click through a bunch of pages on their site; much like those 21 one-at-a-time item lists. On the other hand, you get to be pretty much of a jerk to a Sphinx, so perhaps we all deserve it.
posted by GenjiandProust at 6:19 AM on July 2, 2012 [2 favorites]

Heh, this reminds me a bit of Little Blue Men. I have genuinely surprised myself with how delightful I'm finding the OH SHIT MAGIC angle.

Oh! And I was sad I couldn't link it as an FPP, but a friend of mine has a new tumblr where he's posting death scenes from CYOA, Fighting Fantasy books and the like.
posted by griphus at 6:30 AM on July 2, 2012 [3 favorites]

YOUR DAILY FREE TIP FROM THE ARACHNOPHOBIC PRO GAMER TIP LINE: For the love of god don't use the second stall.
posted by griphus at 6:32 AM on July 2, 2012 [2 favorites]

I was going to post a link to You chose Wrong anyway, so you're off the hook, griphus.
posted by MartinWisse at 6:37 AM on July 2, 2012 [1 favorite]

I died of starvation (???)
posted by goethean at 7:07 AM on July 2, 2012

Ugh I died twice: the boss killed me and then the printer exploded. :( Why couldn't I get any cool endings? (Unless there aren't any cool endings.)
posted by Ms. Moonlight at 7:46 AM on July 2, 2012

Those are pushpins, not thumbtacks.
posted by Rat Spatula at 8:03 AM on July 2, 2012

I'll have to try this out later... but for now there's work to do :(
posted by UKgroundcare at 8:04 AM on July 2, 2012

Also, obligatory.
posted by Rat Spatula at 8:04 AM on July 2, 2012

I truly hope the major news outlets pick up on this as a page-view-inflation technique; it's much more interesting than simply splitting articles into a list of fifteen pages. Imagine if every news article were written like this.
the secretary said on Tuesday. Details could not be confirmed at press time, but sources in the White House were quick to laud the President's daring new plan to


posted by ook at 8:14 AM on July 2, 2012 [1 favorite]

Woot! Hells yeah magic crystal defeating snake boss leaving at 4:30! I have deafeated another day of my increasingly meaningless life!
posted by windykites at 8:26 AM on July 2, 2012

Typical day at work, got eaten by a snake.
posted by arcticseal at 9:00 AM on July 2, 2012

I slept in the bathroom all day and went home and ate half a pizza.

I work right by College Humor and always see the guys from their skits. It's like that half recognition -- do I know you? Are you famous or do I know you?
posted by sweetkid at 10:52 AM on July 2, 2012

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