All my teeth love me.
July 17, 2012 12:34 PM   Subscribe

Make sure to tell jonmc this isn't a My Little Pony thread.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 12:36 PM on July 17, 2012 [1 favorite]

Floss Me Maybe.
posted by leotrotsky at 12:38 PM on July 17, 2012 [3 favorites]

I wanted it to end in a drive by.
posted by cjorgensen at 12:41 PM on July 17, 2012 [3 favorites]

That is awesome.
posted by Think_Long at 12:42 PM on July 17, 2012

"Guess my teeth'd need that slosh
Now I tell Somebody that I used mouth wash."

posted by leotrotsky at 12:43 PM on July 17, 2012

MML: A hiphop music video PSA from the Oregon Dental Association.
posted by zamboni at 12:47 PM on July 17, 2012

Finally, I can replace my old toothbrushing song!
posted by orme at 12:52 PM on July 17, 2012

I was expecting a music video based on this.
posted by postcommunism at 12:58 PM on July 17, 2012

That's pretty good... made me smile, and I don't like brushing, flossing, OR hip hop....
posted by HuronBob at 12:58 PM on July 17, 2012

Oregon you say? A track by Fluo Rida might have been more effective.
posted by rh at 1:01 PM on July 17, 2012 [2 favorites]

Oral health 2012!
That's how we do.
posted by overeducated_alligator at 1:09 PM on July 17, 2012 [1 favorite]

Bill Schonely! Gum City! or Floss City!

Portland doesn't fluoridate, so brushing and flossing are pretty important!
posted by vespabelle at 1:26 PM on July 17, 2012

Not a single electric toothbrush? For shame - those things are like a neutron bomb for plaque.

But adorable anyway.
posted by Currer Belfry at 4:19 PM on July 17, 2012

No, please, don't start flossing in the park. Ick.
posted by Listener at 4:36 PM on July 17, 2012

Please, please tell me the old dude in the blazer is like, the president of the Oregon dental association. The part he lip synced was where I lost it.
posted by Diablevert at 5:41 PM on July 17, 2012 [1 favorite]

I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. It's incredibly obvious isn't it? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
posted by crunchland at 7:15 PM on July 17, 2012

I love how sophisticated stuff is today for young people even if they probably think it's dorky. As groovy as educational stuff often was back in the day, it often just seemed like one had to accept what was out there, such as the song from The Toothbrush Family.
posted by Calzephyr at 8:22 PM on July 17, 2012

Actually dropping your brush on the gym floor is probably not recommended.
posted by Mister Moofoo at 9:40 PM on July 17, 2012 [1 favorite]

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