"They won't magically turn you into a lustful cockmonster."
September 11, 2012 2:00 PM   Subscribe

Cool football player Brendon Ayanbadejo, linebacker for the Baltimore Ravens, is an outspoken advocate for same-sex marriage. Bigoted old politician Emmett C. Burns, Jr., delegate for Baltimore County, thinks he should keep his mouth shut. Equally cool football player Chris Kluwe, punter for the Minnesota Vikings, has penned a profane, hilarious and moving letter in support of his colleague.

Update: Burns has issued a spineless non-apology.
posted by Faint of Butt (7 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: I'm going to say two words to you. Just two words. "Lustful Cockmonsters." -- cortex



 
double.
posted by nathancaswell at 2:01 PM on September 11, 2012




Bonus points for having the same title!
posted by Greg Nog at 2:01 PM on September 11, 2012 [1 favorite]


Darn it.
posted by Faint of Butt at 2:01 PM on September 11, 2012




tear trickles down lemur's face
posted by nathancaswell at 2:02 PM on September 11, 2012 [1 favorite]


WARNING: The phrase "turn you into a lustful cockmonster" has been used in (3) other posts this week and (4) askme recipe threads
posted by Greg Nog at 2:02 PM on September 11, 2012 [6 favorites]


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