Passion in My Pants

September 18, 2012 7:31 PM

Mentos + Coke + Condom. SLYT. Safe for work, unless you're against balloons.
posted by Apropos of Something (32 comments total)

That guy can make anything sound exciting.
posted by MaryDellamorte at 7:34 PM on September 18, 2012 [11 favorites]

I kept waiting for him to shout Goooooaaaaaaaaaalllllll!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 7:45 PM on September 18, 2012 [13 favorites]

.....I kind of want to do that now.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 7:46 PM on September 18, 2012

I kept waiting for him to shout Goooooaaaaaaaaaalllllll!!!!!!!!!!

Or "principessa!"
posted by hanoixan at 7:47 PM on September 18, 2012

I prefer diet, less sticky.
posted by poe at 8:00 PM on September 18, 2012

Is that all?
posted by mochapickle at 8:02 PM on September 18, 2012 [2 favorites]

This is a not entirely off-base approximation of what sex is like for the teenage male. Lots of fumbling and anticipation, then things get out of hand, and it's over all too quickly.
posted by Cash4Lead at 8:05 PM on September 18, 2012 [14 favorites]

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

Lady 1: "What's that?"

Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"

Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."

The next day ... Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."
posted by netbros at 8:07 PM on September 18, 2012 [42 favorites]

This is pretty much why condoms never work for me.
posted by Flashman at 8:13 PM on September 18, 2012 [1 favorite]

The condom broke. Does this mean he's going to have a coke baby?
posted by dumbland at 8:15 PM on September 18, 2012 [9 favorites]

This is pretty much why condoms never work for me.

because you keep putting them on bottles of coke with mentos inside rather than on your dick?
posted by twist my arm at 8:21 PM on September 18, 2012 [17 favorites]

I used to have a boyfriend who could do that....
posted by sexyrobot at 8:31 PM on September 18, 2012

I think this is what my parents saw as I was watching Aliens and completely missing all the innuendo.
posted by cashman at 8:42 PM on September 18, 2012

I have never down-voted a YouTube video before. This was my first time.
posted by SPrintF at 9:02 PM on September 18, 2012

At least he had the good sense to use a condom. NSFW
posted by mazola at 9:03 PM on September 18, 2012

It's amazing how big that thing got before it finally burst.
posted by Chocolate Pickle at 9:10 PM on September 18, 2012 [2 favorites]

It's amazing how big that thing got before it finally burst.

i'm going to have to just walk away from this thread now

posted by Chocolate Pickle

seriously?!
posted by twist my arm at 9:18 PM on September 18, 2012 [11 favorites]

Payoff = totally worth it. Would it have been any good in English? Probably not. But the dude totally sold it.
posted by Conrad Cornelius o'Donald o'Dell at 12:24 AM on September 19, 2012

Oh, my. [/takai]
posted by obiwanwasabi at 2:53 AM on September 19, 2012 [2 favorites]

Sometimes it doesn't go so well
posted by Multicellular Exothermic at 3:42 AM on September 19, 2012

Ancora! Ancora! Ancora!

Oh, Italian, you are so useless in day-to-day life, but moments like these made all those hours spent studying worthwhile.

Annnnd... OK, so, since we're talking innuendo: soon after I arrived in Bologna, another English-speaking classmate and I got into a discussion about Italian pillow talk. We sent ourselves into hysterics imagining what corresponds to yelling "more! more! more!" in bed, since the literal translation (più! più! più!) sounds like someone firing a raygun.

Turns out they say "molto! molto!" Yawn.
posted by psoas at 4:58 AM on September 19, 2012 [2 favorites]

Anyone know the brand of that condom? If that's all they can endure, then I'll need to be careful what I purchase.
posted by anothermug at 5:04 AM on September 19, 2012

Anyone know the brand of that condom

He says "Durex" like 15 times in the video but it might be a Kleenex type situation.
posted by nathancaswell at 5:41 AM on September 19, 2012

Meanwhile, the "unsafe-for-work" version has the same chemical reaction and a similar end result, but it's filtered through a person first.
posted by entropone at 5:52 AM on September 19, 2012

Turns out they say "molto! molto!" Yawn.
*eyebrow raise* Really? I've heard ancora, di più and the Roman daje but never molto (which translates to "a lot" or "many"). Maybe it's a grammatical syntax I've never run across though...
posted by romakimmy at 6:44 AM on September 19, 2012

*eyebrow raise* Really?

Not all Italians may react similarly. Small sample sizes may skew results. Do not use at home. If burning or irritation occurs, apply a cold compress and resist the urge to yell "Mamma mia!"
posted by psoas at 7:24 AM on September 19, 2012

Good video to link in the next thread with people complaining that they can't buy large enough condoms to fit them.
posted by yoink at 7:29 AM on September 19, 2012

So many of the comments in this thread are similar to YouTube comments.

I really can't be the only one that wonders how much CO2 is in a bottle of coke. And I can't be the only one that wonders if, despite the work of the Mythbusters, if there is an additional chemical reaction that causes additional gas to be released when using mentos.

Also, not knowing 95% of what he said totally sold the video.
posted by chemoboy at 9:58 AM on September 19, 2012

I've carbonated beverages before and typically the volume of CO2 at 1 atmosphere that goes into a bottle of carbonated soda is several times the size of the bottle. The pressure in the condom will probably be above 1ATM but much less than what was in the bottle, this doesn't seem ridiculous at all.

I thought it had to be diet coke though to get the magic to happen.
posted by RustyBrooks at 10:32 AM on September 19, 2012

From that video, I stumbled to Condom Cars. Sadly, the video actually only stars one car, but it definitely has a condom in it.
posted by lucidium at 12:13 PM on September 19, 2012 [1 favorite]

Not all Italians may react similarly. Small sample sizes may skew results. Do not use at home. If burning or irritation occurs, apply a cold compress and resist the urge to yell "Mamma mia!"

Happy Fun Ball. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!!!!!
posted by theartandsound at 11:53 PM on September 19, 2012

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear ... I'm aching from laughing.


Thanks, I needed that.
posted by Surfurrus at 12:48 AM on September 20, 2012