Poke poke poke poke

October 6, 2012 4:41 PM

Oscar Racoon, D.D.S. (SLYT)
posted by griphus (12 comments total)

JUST LET ME PUT MY HEAD INTO YOUR MOUTH OKAY?

Notice the cat is having NONE OF THIS.
posted by The Whelk at 4:46 PM on October 6, 2012

That dog is a disgrace.... and evidently not hungry.
posted by HuronBob at 5:05 PM on October 6, 2012 [1 favorite]

Racoons: they'll poke around anywhere for a snack.
posted by klarck at 5:31 PM on October 6, 2012

I wouldn't want my dog getting acclimated to raccoons like that. Wild raccoons can mess you up.
posted by bleep at 5:40 PM on October 6, 2012 [1 favorite]

Well I wouldn't want my raccoon getting acclimated to dogs like that, because wild dogs can mess you up!

I try to not even let her get acclimated to me because wild humans can really mess you up. Especially the roving bands of atomic mutants.
posted by XMLicious at 6:24 PM on October 6, 2012

Ralph Wiggum was right.
posted by DU at 6:29 PM on October 6, 2012

DU: "Ralph Wiggum was right."

Why yes, I did bend my wookiee. Thanks for noticing!
posted by workerant at 6:44 PM on October 6, 2012

Yeah me and my band of tamed raccoons are constantly on the lookout for those atomic mutants and their savage beagles rooting through the garbage every night.
posted by bleep at 6:59 PM on October 6, 2012

If that dog does not get over his odontophobia before his cavity-prone years end, he's gonna regret it at middle age. It's only twice a year, beagle; just let the doctor work.
posted by broadway bill at 7:23 PM on October 6, 2012 [1 favorite]

Raccoon VS Dog
posted by homunculus at 7:46 PM on October 6, 2012

Norman, our Beagle, will let you put your hands in his mouth. But get in the pool, even just to sit on the steps at the shallow end? Not a fricken' chance.
posted by Dean358 at 8:48 AM on October 7, 2012

Your mouth smells like food.
posted by mrgrimm at 9:25 AM on October 8, 2012