It is a giant planet with an interior of liquid beef and pork into which 1,000 Earths would fit.
October 18, 2012 12:56 PM   Subscribe

The Meat Planet: "A Spectacle of Nature" – Carl Sagan

Quantum meat effects were first discovered by Niels Bohr when he noticed that microscopic particles of meat fired towards two mouths could travel into both simultaneously. Remarkably he found that the meat could act both as a particle of beef and a wave of pork, which shattered the current scientific understanding of meals.
posted by heyho (2 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Double. Twin meat planets locked forever in a cosmic ballet. -- LobsterMitten


Aw, crap!
posted by heyho at 1:02 PM on October 18, 2012

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