Gross!

October 26, 2012 9:54 AM

In the spirit of Halloween and scary movies: a remix of Mr. Sandman set to a supercut of some of the spookiest scenes from horror cinema: Full-On Lovemaking. Warning, NSFW. Further warnings for the squeamish below the jump.

Warning: contains brief, graphic footage of the of a baby being delivered.
Warning: relies heavily on body horror.

This song, and others from the same artist, are available for download at this link.

From the video's description, an incomplete list of clips used:

• This guy rings his bell in public: video
• Mulholland Dr. (David Lynch, 2001)
• The very creepy and outstanding performance art of Olivier de Sagazan: video
• The Thing (John Carpenter, 1982)
• The Mighty Boosh (Julian Barratt & Noel Fielding, 2004-)
• Kim Kardashian Blows a Retarded [sic] Fellow (Sir Ray J, 2007)
• Gus likes watermelon: video
• The Exorcist III (William Peter Blatty, 1990)
• Syriana (Stephen Gaghan, 2005)
• Suicide Circle (Shion Sono, 2001)
• Raiders of the Lost Ark (Steven Spielberg, 1981)
• House (David Shore, 2004-)
• Species (Roger Donaldson but fuck that guy, pay more attention to H. R. Giger, 1995)
• The Burning (Tony Maylam, 1981)
• Event Horizon (Paul W.S. Anderson, 1997)
• Twin Peaks (Mark Frost & David Lynch, 1990-1991)
• I Drink Your Blood (David E. Durston, 1970)
• Carrie (Brian De Palma, 1976)
• Sunshine (Danny Boyle, 2007)
• Salem's Lot (Tobe Hooper, 1979)
• Poltergeist (Tobe Hooper, 1982)
• High Tension (Alexandre Aja, 2003)
• Little Shop of Horrors (Frank Oz, 1986)
• Jacob's Ladder (Adrian Lyne, 1990)
• Gozu (Takashi Miike, 2003)
• The Shining (Stanley Kubrick, 1980)
• Dark Water (Hideo Nakata, 2002)
• Izo (Takashi Miike, 2004)
• 28 Days Later (Danny Boyle, 2002)
• Pandorum (Christian Alvart, 2009)
• The Holy Mountain (Alejandro Jodorowsky, 1973)
• The Manchurian Candidate (Jonathan Demme, 2004)
• This lady dreams her teeth fall out: (video no longer available)
• The Abyss (James Cameron, 1989)
• Super creepy sensitive teeth video: video
• This guy puts 9 Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches in his mouth: video
• Dead or Alive (Takashi Miike, 1999)
• An Andalusian Dog (Luis Buñuel, 1929)
• Grudgelike ghost girl: video
• Society (Brian Yuzna, 1989)
• Various clips from the Opera of Splatter: video
• Silent Hill (Christophe Gans, 2006)
• The Ring (Gore Verbinski, 2002)
• Elektra (Rob Bowman, 2005)
• District 9 (Neill Blomkamp, 2009)
• The terrifying miracle of birth: (video no longer available)
• Braindead/Dead Alive (Peter Jackson, 1993)
• Alien (Ridley Scott, 1979)
• H. P. Lovecraft's From Beyond (Stuart Gordon, 1986)
• O Brother, Where Art Thou? (Joel & Ethan Coen, 2000)
• Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! (Tim Heidecker & Eric Wareheim, 2007-)
• Return of the Living Dead (Dan O'Bannon, 1985)
• Jesus of Nazareth (Franco Zeffirelli, 1977)
• William Burroughs recording in a dim booth for "The Black Rider" from this German interview: video
• Misery (Rob Reiner, 1990)

posted by codacorolla (18 comments total)

Short on love making.
posted by LarryC at 10:13 AM on October 26, 2012 [1 favorite]

I thought I might watch it until "This guy puts 9 Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches in his mouth." That's where I changed my mind.
posted by scratch at 10:17 AM on October 26, 2012

I made it up to The Shining before the editing made me want to poke my eyes out.
posted by R. Mutt at 10:24 AM on October 26, 2012

This is pretty great, and especially that Olivier de Sagazan, which led me to this gallery. He might be worth an FPP of his own, but this'll have to do.
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 10:26 AM on October 26, 2012

The other tracks on that album are pretty fun, too.
posted by CynicalKnight at 10:29 AM on October 26, 2012

Do I have what it takes? Will I brave this parade of horrors?

Event Horizon

Run away! Run away!
posted by Pistache at 10:31 AM on October 26, 2012

•Gozu (Takashi Miike, 2003)

I'm not going to watch this video at work, but I think I know what scene they're using from Gozu, and man, it's crazy (Unless it's the cowhead scene, which, like most of the movie, is more weird than scary). I don't get freaked out very easily, but the end of this movie came out of nowhere. The entire thing is pretty laid back until the end. You should watch it with someone you want to make a baby with. By the time it's over, neither of you will want to have children (or sex, for that matter.)
posted by dortmunder at 10:37 AM on October 26, 2012

R. Mutt: “I made it up to The Shining before the editing made me want to poke my eyes out.”

I agree, it's very effective. I liked it.
posted by koeselitz at 10:40 AM on October 26, 2012

I also gave up right at The Shining. It might be an interesting video if it had been edited in such a way that you could look at anything that was happening in it.
posted by Sing Or Swim at 10:40 AM on October 26, 2012

I saw plenty of what was happening.

The scene from An Andalusian Dog was the worst part of the video.
posted by Redfield at 10:47 AM on October 26, 2012

If this is what I think it is, I heard the track first, then saw the video. The track is really quite a lovely reimagining of the original which doesn't really carry the overtones of the video. And then the video worms some horrible overtones into it.
posted by gusandrews at 11:24 AM on October 26, 2012

this is what happens when you freebase internet.
posted by The Whelk at 11:26 AM on October 26, 2012 [1 favorite]

For those of you who saw Samsara recently, the total freakout nightmare brilliance of the guy turning himself into various monsters with clay, paint, dust, etc. is the above mentioned Sagazan. Man, is that guy talented, but if he has kids they shouldn't look at his art before the age of 16.
posted by oneironaut at 11:51 AM on October 26, 2012

gusandrews: “If this is what I think it is, I heard the track first, then saw the video. The track is really quite a lovely reimagining of the original which doesn't really carry the overtones of the video. And then the video worms some horrible overtones into it.”

I'm not sure it's what you think it is. For one thing, the video and the track are both by the same person. And the track itself doesn't seem to shoot for "lovely" to me. But I guess it is possible.
posted by koeselitz at 11:54 AM on October 26, 2012

I'd be interested to see the full version of Kim Kardashian Blows a Retarded [sic] Fellow (Sir Ray J, 2007)
posted by PeterMcDermott at 12:57 PM on October 26, 2012

"An Andalusian dog".

Cute.

Because most people won't recognize that one by its English name, and realize right from the start they need to GET THE FUCK OUT before they even press "play".

Trigger warning... But I suppose the subject matter implies that.
posted by pla at 6:44 PM on October 26, 2012

Oh GOD Un Chien Andalou (pla's right, calling it An Andalusian Dog doesn't quite send up the ALERT ALERT sirens that it deserves). I remember watching an extra feature on the Spellbound DVD--it was a documentary about Hitchcock's influences regarding dreams and psychotherapy. Anyway, it included a couple of clips from Un Chien Andalou and I was like "Oh, I think this movie is supposed to be really weird--AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!" So much wrong with that scene.
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 11:39 PM on October 26, 2012

Breakmaster Cylinder, the guy who made the video and the song is a straight up musical genius. Google "Big Schnitzel" and see what I mean.
posted by to sir with millipedes at 5:15 PM on November 4, 2012