So you think, you can dance.

October 28, 2012 4:24 PM

Cocoon Central Dance Team: Love on Top, Ego, End of Time, Turn the Beat Around, Can I Touch You There, So Far/Vertigo. More. Tumblr. Also: White Strips.
posted by hydrophonic (4 comments total)

A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting ready to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below.

He thought, "Life isn't so bad after all," and got off the railing.

He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for saving his life.

"Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I changed my mind."

"Dancing? I'm not dancing!" the armless man replied bitterly ... "My asshole itches, and I can't scratch it!"
posted by netbros at 4:53 PM on October 28, 2012 [2 favorites]

Thank you, netbros.
posted by halfbuckaroo at 5:11 PM on October 28, 2012

I was hating..thinking, yeah I can dance..but then So Far/Vertigo. That was fun.
posted by Mojojojo at 5:14 PM on October 28, 2012

Hey, that was fun! I am glad to see humor expressed through dance. In general the medium of (modern) dance usually goes over my head due to my inability to understand the message being delivered. I laughed at these, though: message received. I'd like to see more examples of humorous dance.
posted by not_on_display at 5:35 PM on October 28, 2012